Desi Accent.


 Desi Accent

An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi . Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent to the Sardar owner, ‘Wot’s the tyme?’. 

The Sardar is a very patriotic man and hates Desis / Indians who put on a foreign accent. He replies in the same American accent, ‘Bra-panties.’

Confused the lady asks again, ‘No! No! Wot’s DA tyme?’

The Sardar again answers back, in the same accent, ‘Bra-panties.’

Seeing the confusion between the two, another sardar comes to the rescue of the lady and says,

‘O papaji, tusi samajh nahin paaye? Kudi twade ko puuch rahii hai, kinna time hua!!’ The angry Sardar shouts back at him,

‘Abe paji, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee Bata rahan hu- barah payntis (12.35).


(contributed by:Mohan Rao on 21.112011)


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