Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past – but never the present.
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he’s already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old!
(contributed by : mdivakaruni on 02.02.2011)