When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
The great question… Which I have not been able to answer… Is, “What doesa woman want? George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. George W. Bush
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.Shaquille O’Neal.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. David Hasselhoff
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec Baldwin
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Barack Obama
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Brad Pitt