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  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
    Lee Majors
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
  • The great question… Which I have not been able to answer… Is, “What doesa woman want?  George Clooney
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
  • Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. George W. Bush
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
    Shaquille O’Neal.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
    Kobe Bryant
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. David Hasselhoff
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we metAlec Baldwin
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Barack Obama
  • A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Brad Pitt

 

 

 

(from: Rajagopal Bommakanti <rajabcmda@yahoo.co.in>
on Jan 19, 2011 at  14:01)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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