A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist.
“So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor.
“My local General Practitioner.”
“Your GP?” scoffed the doctor. “What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of useless advice did he give you?”
“He told me to come and see you.”
(contributed by:rajeswar sitamraju on 22.07.2011)