This makes U Laugh.

This makes U laugh

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can’t get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old man tells the barberĀ  that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

 

 

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Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, “I was cleaning in Father’s room the other day, and do you know what I found?

A bunch of pornographic magazines.”

“What did you do?” the other nuns asked. “Well, of course I threw them in the trash.”

The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in Father’s room putting away the laundry, and I found a bunch of condoms!”

“Oh, my!” gasped the other nuns.

“What did you do?” they asked.

“I poked holes in all of them!” she replied.

The third nun passed out .

(contributed by : Amr on 08.08.2012)

 

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