Titu Jokes

Dad      : Do you know how to swim?
Titu      :   No.
Dad      :   A dog is better than you. It can swim.
Titu      :   So do you know how to swim?
Dad      :   For sure.
Titu      :   Then, what is the difference between you and a dog?


Titu       :  Called FM radio & said “I have found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & and ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls road,kannur….
Radio jocky    :   How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Titu      :   No……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…


Father and Titu were standing in front of the tiger’s cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and Titu was taking it all in with a serious expression.
“Dad,” Titu said finally, “if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …”
“Yes, son?” the father said expectantly.
“What bus should I take home?” Titu finished.

Titu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote “Drive carefully! Do not kill the students, wait for the teachers”

Professor   :   Chemical symbol of Barium?
Titu             :   BA
Professor   :   For Sodium?
Titu             :   NA
Professor   :  What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Titu             :  “BANANA”



The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
“There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Would not it be better to hear one at a time?”
Titu shouted, “Okay – you start.”

Teacher     : Imagine u r a millionaire. Write your life history.
Titu            :  did not write.
Teacher     :   why are you not writing?
Titu            :   I am waiting for my secretary to take notes….



Teacher      :  Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”
Titu             :  “I was made by a mistake”


A professor to Titu  :  “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Titu                 :  “JIMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor       :  “I do not understand anything”
Titu                 : “same 2 you”


PTA Meeting

Titu     :   Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad     :  What do you mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Titu     :   its… just you, me & the Principal !


Techy Tintumon

Teacher    :  Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Titu           :   Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

(contributed by user Samnarayana on 08.05.2011)

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