A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology..
After one week, a test was held. The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies, no feet, just legs. The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs. The student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher’s desk. “This is the worst test I have ever given.”
The teacher looked up and said: “Young man, you have flunked the test.
What’s your name?”
The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said:
“You tell me…”
An Indian guy goes for a job interview.
Interviewer : “Can you please write your name in English on this paper”
Man writes his name down and passes the paper back to the Interviewer.
Interviewer : “Are you sure this is your name”
Man : “Of course, I am sure that this is my name”
Interviewer “So your name is… PRETTY RED PANTIES”
Man : “Yes sir, you told me to write my name in English, but in Punjabi my name is…….
“SUNDAR LAL CHADHA”
He got the job!!
(source : user A Mohan Rao on 31.08.2012)