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Some Tension Relievers

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai Paisa apka … Faisla apka …

 

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“Funny but true fact !!

A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,

A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..

What do u say?

 

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A Man before marriage is – Superman.

After Marriage                    – Gentleman.

5 Years Later                       – Watchman.

10 Years later                     – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

 

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Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho

taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki

Tum… “KUWARE” ho…..(Isliye humare ho…..)

 

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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Husband – main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho…..

KHUSH RAHO

 

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Wife – Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..

Husband – Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hota..!!

 

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Why love marriage is better than Arranged????

B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL” is better than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.

 

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Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,

mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

 

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A man gave an add in Matrimonial column “PATNI CHAHIYE”

He got 1000 replies all saying:- “Meri Le Ja…!”, ”Meri Le Ja…!”

 

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Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan

dena chahti hai”

Manager: “What can I do?

Husband: “Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”

 

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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER …….. Immediately after Marriage!!

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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an

accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.

Good Luck!

 

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Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda hai…

(contributed by A Mohan Rao on 14.02.2010)

 

 

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