Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Santa: “When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.”
Banta: “Did you?”
Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.
(contributed by : Amr on 02.08.2012)