Short Ones ! HILARIOUS !

13/08/2012 0 By victor
Santa taking grammar lessons
 “If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is  spice!!!!”
 Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
 Lady: why didn’t  you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
 Officer Santa: That is not restricted
 Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning  home and washing clothes.
 Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
 Santa: “When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and  getting a job.”
 Banta: “Did you?”
 Santa: “No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed
 What’s Ford?
 Santa: Gaadi.
 What’s Oxford?
 Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi  
 Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
 A: Because it was an entrance exam
 Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
 Banta: What’s he studying?”
 Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
 Santa: I kiss my wife every day before leaving for office, what  about u?
 Banta: Me too, after u leave.
 Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against  mother tongue.?
 Santa: Very long!
 Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
 Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
 A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
 Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.


(contributed by : Amr on 02.08.2012)