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Santa Jokes

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.�
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.�
Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.  �
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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?�
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.  �
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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?�
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.�
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.�
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.�
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.�
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.�
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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?�
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha  �
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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.�
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.�
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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.�
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga

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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.�
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?�
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.�
Santa: Phir?�
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !    �
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Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.�
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?�
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?  �
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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?�
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!�


(contirbuted by amohanrao on 25.01.2011)

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