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Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar:  I haven’t slept all night in the  train.
Friend:  Why?

Sardar: I got the upper berth.

Friend: Why  didn’t  you exchange with somebody?

Sardar: Oye! There was  nobody  in the lower berth to exchange.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a Saving Bank account.
After  seeing the form he went to Delhi for  filling it up.
You know why?

Form  said:
“Fill Up In  Capital.”

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Sardarji  standing below a tube light with an open  mouth.
Why?

Because  his doctor advised him:
“Today’s dinner  should be light !”

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One  sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to  his college.
You  know why?

Because he wanted to check where  the question paper is  leaking.

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Somebody informed Santa Singh that his daughter has  died!
Depressed on hearing that.

Santa Singh  jumps from the 100th floor.
At 50th floor  he remembers, he  does not have a daughter!
At 25th  floor he remembers, he is  unmarried!
At 10th  floor he remembers, he is  Banta Singh and  not  Santa Singh!

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On  a romantic date, Santa Singh’s  girl friend asks  him:
“Darling  ! On our engagement will you give me a  ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone  number?”

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Santa Singh  found the answer to the most difficult question  ever.
What  will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what  ever u order first will come  first.

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A  teacher told all students in a class to write an  essay on a cricket  match.
All  were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He  wrote:
“Due To Rain, there was no  Match!”

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What  does Santa Singh  do after taking a  xerox copy?
He  will compare it with the original for any  spelling mistakes.

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Why  can’t  Santa Singh dial Nine-Eleven (911) at  emergency?
He   cannot find the eleven on the  phone

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Sardar  and his wife buy coffee in a  shop.
Sardar:  Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot  coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs  10

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Sardar  at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible  looking thing is what you call modern  art?
Art  dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a  mirror!

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Sardar  news: A ‘Two-Seater’ plane crashed in a  Graveyard in  punjab(Pakistan).
Local  sardars  have so far found 500 bodies and are still  digging for  more(victims).

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Sardar  visits Chinese friend dying in  hospital.
Man  says “Chin Yu Yan” and dies.
Sardar goes to  China to find meaning of friend’s Last  Words.
It is “You are standing on the oxygen  tube!”

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Sardarji  was standing in front of the mirror with his  eyes closed.

Wife:  What  are you doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I  look while sleeping.


(contributed by : A Mohan  Rao on 01.04.2011)

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