Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Sardar: I got the upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t you exchange with somebody?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody in the lower berth to exchange.
A Sardar went to a bank to open a Saving Bank account.
After seeing the form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
“Fill Up In Capital.”
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Because his doctor advised him:
“Today’s dinner should be light !”
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Somebody informed Santa Singh that his daughter has died!
Depressed on hearing that.
Santa Singh jumps from the 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers, he does not have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers, he is unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers, he is Banta Singh and not Santa Singh!
On a romantic date, Santa Singh’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
Santa Singh found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote: “Due To Rain, there was no Match!”
What does Santa Singh do after taking a xerox copy?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can’t Santa Singh dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
He cannot find the eleven on the phone
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
Sardar news: A ‘Two-Seater’ plane crashed in a Graveyard in punjab(Pakistan).
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims).
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says “Chin Yu Yan” and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend’s Last Words.
It is “You are standing on the oxygen tube!”
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What are you doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
(contributed by : A Mohan Rao on 01.04.2011)