Two policemen are going to work:
– Shall we take a bus or walk?
– Well, lets see what arrives first
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him:
– You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes.
The policeman goes home, and comes back after a while.
– Boss I have a problem, the other pair of shoes at home are black and white, too.
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spot a hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?
– The stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman does not