A blonde is in a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
“Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!”
Ground control receive her call for help and answers back: “Don’t worry, ma’am.
I’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height and position.”
“I am 5’5″ and sitting in the right front seat.”
eGround control: “Repeat after me: Our Father, who are in Heaven….. “
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 12.102011)