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Marriage Comparision

 
LOVE MARRIAGE ARRANGED MARRIAGE
Resembles Procedural Programming Language. We have some set of functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations over phone and then try to fit all functions  to the candidate we like. Similar toObject Oriented Programmingapproach. First fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on the person. Functions are added to supplement the main program. Functions can be added or deleted.
Family system hangs because hardware (Parents) is not responding. Compatible with hardware (Parents).
You are the Project Leader. You are responsible for implementation and execution of project – married life. You are a Team memberunder Team Leader(Parents). So they are responsible for successful exection of project-married life.
Client expectationsinclude exciting features like spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc. All these features are covered in the SRS(system requirement specifications)
Love marriage is like Windowsbeautiful and seductive. Yet  
one never knows when it willcrashif crashes, that’s the
end.
Arranged marriage is like Unix. Boring and colorless; but extremely reliable and robust. May crash but easy to recover.

 

(contributed by:  Sandanadurai R on 26/9/11)

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