Man Oh! Man

03/03/2011 0 By victor

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home.
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same as an ‘exercise machine’.

When without money, walks to earn food.
When has money, walks to burn the food.

Man Oh Man !  never fail to deceive thyself !

When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, acts like a rich man;
When has money, acts like a poor man.

Man, Oh Man!  never can tell the simple truth !

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking are bad but keeps indulging;

Man Oh Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!


(contributed by A Mohan Rao on 28.02.2011)