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Male or Female

Are you aware that there are a lot of non-living objects which are actually either male or female.


FREEZER BAGS

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

 

 

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an

effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.


TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

 

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

 

 

 

 

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

 

 

 

 

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

 

 

TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

 

 

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

 

 

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally

handy to have around.

 

 

 

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this. It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he  just keeps trying.

 

 

(contributed by : user Samy Narayana on 11.05.2011)

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