More Life tips.

23/02/2011 0 By victor

 

More life tips

 

Save water – Shower with your friend.
Love thy neighbour – But don’t get caught.
When two’s company – Three is the result!
One should love animals – They are so tasty.
Work fascinates me – I can look at it for hours!
Love is photogenic – It needs darkness to develop.

Your future depends on your dreams – So go to sleep.
Success is a relative term – It brings so many relatives.
Money is not everything – There is Master card & Visa.
Hard work never kills anybody – But why takes the risk!

Never put off the work till tomorrow – what you can put off today.
Wise men never marry – And when they marry they become otherwise.
Every man should marry – After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Children in backseats cause accidents – Accidents in backseats cause children.
A dress is like a barbed fence – It protects the premises without restricting the view.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman – And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
A good discussion is like a miniskirt – Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man – And behind every satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.

Do not keep all your work for tomorrow. Always remember you can also do it DAY AFTER TOMORROW Enjoy Life. Be lazy, for a change.
The more you learn, the more you know – The more you know, the more you forget – The more you forget, the less you know – So why learn?

 

(contributed by A Mohan Rao  on 23.02.2011)