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God – Bete, mannat maang.
Man -Please  mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
God – beta ‘mannat’ maangne ko kaha hai, “Jannat” nahi !
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A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao… call GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ??
Sari Class chup ho gayi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid,
 postpaid aur unlimited !
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Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says “Do you think I downloaded them from google.”
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Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na!
Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai..
Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho …;)
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen..

Rest get married and wonder what happened !

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Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne ke liye ek WIFE kafi hai,
Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, –
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Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
Wives are magicians.
  ….. . . . . . . . . . .  They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:
Women don’t have a wife!

(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 04.10.2011)

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