Enjoy Jokes.

 

Enjoy jokes.

God – Bete, mannat maang.
Man -Please  mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
God – beta ‘mannat’ maangne ko kaha hai, “Jannat” nahi .

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A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.

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Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao…           CALL GIRL,GIRL FRIEND or BiWI ??
The full  class chupp ho gayi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid,  postpaid aur unlimited.

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Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”

Santa points towards their five children and says “Do you think I downloaded them from google.”

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Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na!
Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai..
Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho …;)

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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.

Some remain single and make wonders happen.

Some have girl friends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened !

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Poori LIFE ko Sudhaarne ke liye ek WIFE kafi hai,

Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, 

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Swami Dukhiya Nandji.

Wives are magicians.

They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY?

A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:  Women don’t have a wife!

(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 04.10.2011)

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