Joke – Suaar ka Bachha

One day Laloo was traveling by car. He was going to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver couldn’t hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,”Jiska e suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav “. At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots of money in his hands!!! Laloo was surprised . He asked ,”Hum tumko kaha tha ke us aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya hai?” At this the driver replied ” I told them about the incident. Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then danced for some time and gave this money..” Laloo then asked him “Aap unko sahii kaa bole?”

The driver replied : “Main bola, MAIN Laloo Prasad  Yadav KA DRIVER HOON, MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI……….”




(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 08.02.2012)

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