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A doctor from Israel says:   “In Israel the medicine is so advanced
that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in
6  weeks he is looking for work.”

 

The German doctor comments:   “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part

of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and

in 4 weeks he is looking for  work.”

 

A Russian doctor says:  “That’s nothing either. In  Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person;  we put it into  another person’s
chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for  work.”

 

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues,

you are way behind us. In  USA, about 2  years ago, we grabbed a

person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no  balls, we made him

President of the United States, and now  the whole  country is looking for work.
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 03.10.2011)

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