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Jewish Modesty

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
 Catholic: “I have a large fortune….I am going to buy Citibank!”
 Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
 Muslim:  “I am a fabulously rich prince…. I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
 They then all wait for the Jew to speak….
 The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of
his coffee, looks at them and casually says:  “I’m not selling…”
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 06.10.2011)

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