|Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4000 per month.|
|My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she’s 97 years old and we don’t know where the hell she is.|
|The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.|
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 quid. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
|I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.|
|I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.|
|The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.|
|If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.|
|And last but not least: I don’t exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.|
|You could run this over to your friends !|
|(contributed by:Mohan Rao on 16.07.2011)|