Friend A – Remember when we were poor.
Friend B – No
Friend A – Me neither
Friend A – Let’s flip a coin
Friend B – Flip what, I have not seen a coin for long
Friend A – I went to bank yesterday to talk about a loan.
Friend B – Why do you need a loan
Friend A – I don’t need a loan, they want it.
(contributed by A Mohan Rao on 10.03.2011)