1.Notice at Church:
” Do not leave your mobile; purses, wallets, hand-bags, girl friends unattended…….
Others may think it is an answer to their Prayers:”..
2. Who is a Psychiatrist?..
A qualified person who gives you an expensive and critical analysis about yourself, which your spouse gives for free, daily too..!
3. Scotch is a brilliant invention……….
One double and you start feeling single again..;
4. Global recession and financial crisis have become so critical and serious now-a-days that the majority of men have started…loving their own wives..!!
5. A construction worker accidentally cut his ear off with the electric saw. He called out another worker “Do you see my ear below”. The other worker picks up the ear and asks him ” Is this it”. The Construction worker replies” No mine had a pencil behind it”!
6. A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM I?” in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
“I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.”
(contributed by: amr on 12.12.2012)