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How to Identify Citizens of India

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.

That’s MUMBAI
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Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.

You are definitely in a PUNJAB City !!!
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Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
The first two get together and beat him up.

That’s DELHI
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Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.

That’s AHMEDABAD
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Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to distract them and stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.

That’s BANGALORE
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Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that
“AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense. Peace is about to settle, but another guy comes along and says “not to worry about AMMA” because this is “ANNA’s” country. While the fight continues, a new movie script is written on the spot.

That’s CHENNAI
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Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in KOLKATA
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Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,
“don’t fight in front of my place, go zumwhere yelse and kyeep fighting”.

That’s KERALA !
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Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other  and all go home as friends.

You are in GOA !!!

(contributed by mdivakaruni on 20.01.2011)

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