A Gujarati and a Sindhi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the Sindhi stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, Sindhi said to Gujarati: “Man I’m the best thief, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
Gujarati replied: “You want see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they went to the counter and the Gujarati said to the Shopkeeper: “Do you want to see magic ?”
The Shopkeeper replied: “Yes.” The Gujarati said: “Give me one chocolate bar.” The Shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The Gujju asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: “But where’s the magic ?”
The Gujarati replied:
“Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find all three bars of chocolate.”