A good Laugh for any woman.

19/03/2012 0 By victor

 A good Laugh for any woman

My husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied.
‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE ! ‘
And they say blondes are dumb….

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you……..
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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says, as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’
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(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 19.03.20120)