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Funny One Liners

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she’s interested in.

She said: Cheque books.

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* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the Prices of new car.
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* What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don’t turn into Men when they drink.
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* What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
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* Who is a Nurse.
A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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* Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the Mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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* Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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* Q: What’s the difference between mother & wife?
One woman brings you into the world crying &
the other ensures you continue to do so.
(contributed by : user Mrinal on 05.05.2011 at 11:35)

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