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Funny one-liners tips

  • The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
  • Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
  • An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  • There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
  • They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry ?
  • My girlfriend asked me, “Do You believe in love at first sight”? I said, “At the first sight of what”?
  • Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive
  • One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
  • There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I got married…and then it was too late
  • Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.

 

 

(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 04.12.2011)

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