Angry Husband : Do not let the animal in, I will come out!
Wife : Who is scared of a mouse.
Mechanical engineer wife calls his husband and said: Your spare part has arrived. (You have become a father)
Husband replied : Check it below – is there Nut or Bolt?
An old saying is “Keep away the tension while sleeping.” But I don’t know why people still sleep with their wives.
A psychological survey Report :
When 2 couples come face to face, wives look at each other’s dresses & Husbands look at each other’s wives.
(contributed by : Krithivasan Sukumaran on 02.02.2011)