Fresh Mind.

03/02/2011 0 By victor

 

Fresh mind.

 

Angry Husband   : Do not let the animal in, I will come out!
Wife                     : Who is scared of a mouse.

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Mechanical engineer wife calls his husband and said: Your spare part has arrived. (You have become a father)
Husband replied  :  Check it below – is there Nut or Bolt?

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An old saying is “Keep  away the tension while  sleeping.” But I don’t know why people still sleep with their wives.

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A psychological survey Report :

When 2 couples come face to face, wives look at each other’s dresses & Husbands look at each other’s wives.

 

 

(contributed by : Krithivasan Sukumaran on 02.02.2011)