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A Little Christian Humour

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT!  I have had enough. I am going to  set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job. So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments..

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed  across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.      ( I suspect God choose Mumbai as the location for this test.)

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their  computers.  Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

‘It is gone!  It is all GONE!  I lost everything when the power went out!

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
‘Wait!’ he screamed.  That is not fair!

He has cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?

God just shrugged and said, “JESUS SAVES “

(contributed by : A Mohan Rao on 11.04.2011)
A Little Christian Humour

This is one of the best clean jokes I’ve seen in a while! 

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, ‘THAT’S IT!  I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.’So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments..

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off… ( I suspect God chose Mumbai as the location for this test !)

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed….

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.  Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

‘It is gone!  It is all GONE!  ‘I lost everything when the power went out!’  Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
‘Wait!’ he screamed.  That is not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don’t have any?’God just shrugged and said,



“JESUS SAVES ..”
Have a nice day

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