Doctors can cure some women simply by telling them, ” the sickness is a sign of old age “.

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Parents of  University students get poorer by degrees.

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After paying for the wedding, the only thing the parents have left is the bride, to give away.

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Most helpful books for teenagers are mother’s cookbook and father’s  cheque book.

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Some parents begin with giving in and end with giving up.

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Parents are embarrassed when children tell lies, but sometimes it’s even worse when they tell the truth.

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Parents think children should be seen, not heard. Children think parents should be neither seen nor heard.


Time waits for no man, but it stands still for a woman of thirty nine.

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By the time we find greener pastures, we’re too old to climb the fence.

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They say age brings wisdom, but many a time it comes alone.

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Time  changes fast. The lady who remember her first kiss, now has a daughter who can’t even remember her first husband.

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A man begins to show his age at about the same time, he starts clicking photos of  his grand children.


Modern youth believe in life, liberty, and the purchase of happiness.

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Youngsters are quite alike in many respects and disrespects.

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The average youth doesn’t believe he is having a good time unless he is doing something he can’t afford.

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Youths look ahead, the aged look back, and the middle aged look lost.

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All modern people have learned,  how to drive fast, drink, smoke, work less, waste more, and die quicker.

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Many youngsters who just passed their driving test think they can pass anything on the highway.

 

 

 

 

( source : Book by Stephen W.K.Tan )