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Boss     : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar at a bar in New York .
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”
Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married double”

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, because it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light is not needed!!!

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Two sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES…NO…YES. ..NO…YES. ..NO…

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Sardar shouting to his girl friend ” you said we will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post office.

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, “chal”, it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ….
……… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  ” tamil theri ma??”
Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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Two sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar  1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sardar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760.

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A sardar on an interview for da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank you sir for giving me the job, I will start investigating.

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the
exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.

MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what is your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do you mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.

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Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.
Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind,

ALL WERE SARDARS.

(contributed by : user Sathyanathan V T on 24.06.2011  )

 

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