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If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 
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If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, 
Your family blames the Tobacco company. 
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If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, 
He blames the bartender. 
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If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, 
You blame television
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If your friend is shot by a Deranged madman, 
You blame the gun manufacturer.
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And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and 
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers Kill him instead, 
The mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. 
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Any problem in your computers,
I want all of you to  blame Bill Gates .


(contributed by:Mohan Rao on 29.04.2011)

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