Bill Clinton’s autobiography and “The Titanic” —
a comparison of the two books
Students at a local school were assigned to read two books,‘Titanic’ by James Cameron & ‘My Life’ by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic: cost – $29.99Clinton : cost – $29.99Titanic: Over 3 hours to readClinton : Over 3 hours to readTitanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.Clinton : Ditto for MonicaTitanic: During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.Clinton : Ditto for Monica.Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.Clinton : Let’s not go there.Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelryClinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton remembers Monica for the rest of his life.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either..
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary – basically the same thing.
(contributed by: sn on 08.12.2012)