God Problems.

   God Problems Even Gods Have Problems   Once, I was very tired, fed up with the problems and tensions. Could not had a good sleep for many days. My nephew dragged me to a Satsangh, saying u are sitting whole day at home, come for a change.  I went reluctantly. And I said to

Vaseline

  A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.   He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”   She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’  

Husband & Wife’s Poetic fight.

  Husband & Wife’s poetic fight.   WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

Children well settled.

   Children well settled   Two  Friends meeting after years. 1st      Friend     :      How are you ? How are the children? Where are they? 2nd    Friend     :      Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI                  

Automobile Air Conditioner.

  “Automobile Air Conditioner”   The Goldberg Brothers – The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner : Here’s a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.   The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram,  and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.  On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit

Gujju’s Blood.

   Gujju’s Blood An Arab was admitted the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally.So the call went out to a number of countries.

Lesson to Remember

LESSON TO REMEMBER The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will

Heaven.

  Heaven Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.  God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”   God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”   He thinks long and hard, looks

One second laugh

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like

Enjoy Tit Bits.

   Enjoy Tit Bits Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.I asked for a half dozen nuggets.’We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or