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God problems

Even Gods Have Problems My nephew dragged me to a Satsangh, saying u are sitting whole day at home,and I went reluctantly.And I said to myself, that since I have not slept well these last few days, maybe the boring satsang will put me to sleep for a few hours. Well, I was in for […]


  A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.   He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”   She says, ‘Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.’   […]

Children well settled

  Two  Friends meeting after years. 1st      Friend     :      How are you ? How are the children? Where are they? 2nd    Friend     :     Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI Second son in HDFC, his wife in Canara Bank Youngest daughter, not married […]

Automobile Air Conditioner

  “Automobile Air Conditioner”   The Goldberg Brothers – The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner : Here’s a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.   The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram,  and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner.  On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit […]

Gujju’s Blood

An Arab was admitted the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally.So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati […]

Lesson to Remember

LESSON TO REMEMBER The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will […]


Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.  God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”   God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”   He thinks long and hard, looks God in […]

One second laugh

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number? Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like […]

Enjoy Tit Bits

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. ‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter. ‘You don’t?’ I replied. ‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was […]


IDIOT  SIGHTING: I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 I said “May I have large bills, please” She looked at me and said “I’m sorry sir, all the bills are the same size.” When I got up off the floor I explained it to her…. IDIOT  SIGHTING   When my […]

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