Bob and Blonde

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV.The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the edge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”

Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”

The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!” .

 

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

 

The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”

Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump.”

The blonde replied, “I did, too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again!”

Bob took the money.

 (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 11.11.2011)

 

Category: Humor

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