Best Joke of the Year
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get out from here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my fore fathers were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian.)
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 20.08.2011)