A Texas police officer was patrolling very late at night, in a well-known Lovers’ Lane spot. He noticed a couple in a car, with the interior light glowing brightly.
The cop carefully approached the car to get a closer look. He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a beautiful very well built young woman in the rear seat filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently rapped on the driver’s window.
The young man lowered his window: ”Uh, yes, Officer?”
The cop asked: ”What are you doing?”
The young man answered: ”Well, Officer, I’m reading a magazine.”
Pointing toward the young woman in the back seat, the cop asked: ”And her? What is she doing?”
The young man shrugged his shoulders: ”Sir, I believe she’s filing her fingernails.”
Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone in a car, at night in a Lovers’ Lane; and nothing is happening?
The cop asked: ”What’s your age young man?”
The young man answered: ”I’m 22, Sir.”
Then the cop asked: ”And her? What’s her age?”
The young man looked at his watch and replied: ”She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes and 39 seconds, Sir.’