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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth
>> – George Burns
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>> I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on
>> ~Oscar Levant
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>> I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not
>> ~Brendan Behan
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>> Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy!
>> ~Frank Sinatra
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>> I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me
>> ~Winston Churchill
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>> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
>> -Kinky Friedman
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>> Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk
>> -Anonymous
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>> I used to think drinking was bad for me. So I gave up thinking.
>> -Anonymous
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>> I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Johnny Walker
>> -Anonymous
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>> Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver
>> -Anonymous
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>> You look like I need another drink!
>>-Anonymous
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>> I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn’t listen!!

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