An Italian grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit her with his wife.
“You comma to de front door of the apartmenta 301. With your elbow, pusha button 301. I will buzza you in.
The elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I’mma on the left.
With your elbow, hit my doorbell.”
“Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“What….. you coming empty handed?”
(contributed by:Mohan Rao on 08.07.2011)