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  • We all are in the same Boat


    I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
    Ark :  Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark .
    ONE:  Don’t miss the boat.
    :  Remember that we are all in the same boat!
    :  Plan ahead.  It wasn’t raining when Noah built the
    :  Stay fit.
    When you’re 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
    FIVE:  Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
      Build your future on high ground.
    :  For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
    :  Speed isn’t always an advantage.  The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    :  When you’re stressed, float awhile.
    TEN:  Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    :  No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s alwaysa rainbow waiting.
    Most people walk in and out of your life,
    but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.


    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 04.09.2011)
  • Great innovations.


     Great innovations

    Some new, most old, but worth a look, eh…



    The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners:

    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..

    7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

    8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

    9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really
    bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a  spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.



    The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common

    And the winners are:

    1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

    2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has

    3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

    4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

    5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

    6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a

    7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

    8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

    9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run
    over by a steamroller.

    10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

    11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

    12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

    13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

    14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

    15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
    onto the roof and gets stuck there.


    16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

    (contributed by :A Mohan Rao on 17.02.2011)


  • Man Oh! Man

    When without money, eats wild vegetables at home.
    When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.

    When without money, rides bicycle;
    When has money, rides the same as an ‘exercise machine’.

    When without money, walks to earn food.
    When has money, walks to burn the food.

    Man Oh Man !  never fail to deceive thyself !

    When without money, wishes to get married;
    When has money, wishes to get divorced.

    When without money, wife becomes secretary;
    When has money, secretary becomes wife.

    When without money, acts like a rich man;
    When has money, acts like a poor man.

    Man, Oh Man!  never can tell the simple truth !

    Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
    Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

    Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
    Says gambling & drinking are bad but keeps indulging;

    Man Oh Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!


    (contributed by A Mohan Rao on 28.02.2011)

  • The Golden Temple

    The Golden Temple, located in the city of Amritsar in the state of Punjab,is a place of great beauty and sublime peacefulness. Originally a small lake in the midst of a quiet forest, the site has been a meditation retreat for wandering mendicants and sages since deep antiquity.

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  • Nature Wonders.


     Nature Wonders

    Moravia, Czech Republic
    Moravia, Czech Republic





    Tunnel of Love – Kleven, Ukraine


    Lapland Finland

    Lapland, Finland


    Zhangye China

    Zhangye, China



  • A Touching Farewell.


     A Touching Farewell

    A true and real story.

    It  is about a certain Mr Zavere Poonawala who is a well-known industrialist in Pune. He had a driver named Ganga Datta with him for the last 30 years on his limousine. This limousine was previously  ownd by Bhagwan Rajneesh and Mr Poonawala had bought from him.

    Ganga Datta passed away recently and at that time Mr Poonawala was in Mumbai for some important work. As soon as he heard the news he canceled all his meetings, requested the driver’s family to await him for the cremation and came back immediately by a helicopter.

    On reaching Poona he asked the limo to be decorated with flowers as he wished Ganga Datta should be taken in the same car which he himself  had driven since the beginning. When Ganga Datta’s family agreed to his wishes, he himself drove Ganga Datta from his home upto the ghat on his last journey.

    When asked Mr Poonawala was very sorrowful and replied that Gangadatta had served him day and night and he could at least do this being eternally grateful for him. He further added that Gangadatta rose up from poverty and educated both his children very well. His daughter is a Chartered accountant and that is so commendable.

    His comment in the end is the essence of a successful life in all aspects- All earn money which is nothing unusual in that, but we should always be grateful to all those people who contribute for our success. This is the sanskars we have been brought up with which made me do what I did.

    This  is s a superb example of humanity.
    (contributed by user Samy Narayana on 31.03.2011)


  • Meals on Wheels

    Meals on WheelsMotherhood



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