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News in The Sunday Times in year 2040
A notice board in BJP conference room reads: “Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode”
Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholestrol (too much biriyani).
The PM Rahul said Opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab is
unwarranted. Govt has spent only Rs 185 crores so far. Opposition says ministers expenses to visit Kasab to check his well being are not included.
Kasab family thanks Indian Govt. as Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
Farmers suicide reaches 50000, due to hunger. Farmer family complains, no minister has visited them.
Pawar family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and Japanese mafia.
Golmaal 27 has been released. Tushar Kapoor, still can’t speak or act.
A. Raja’s grandson arrested for G-16 scam.
Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely,without getting raped.
Lakshadeep “cats ” to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
No politicians in cricket board, because the board is bank corrupt.
Pawar’s grandson who had become a malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
Pakistan says Tamil Nadu was a part of Pakistan. PM Rahul says the issue can be resolved by talks. A special committee has been formed headed by Digvijay Singh for the talks.
Teacher ” where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?”. Student ” in Switzerland”
Many American and Western university girls are wooing Indian politician sons. Stanford and Hayward say that is the best job they can get.
Kasab letter found written to Osama Bin Laden in 2010. You should have hidden in India. This is the most safest place to hide. They never hang us and give us the best protection and nice biryanis unlike in Pakistan.
Dig Vijay Singh’s grandson says,”the hand in the Congress flag is also RSS hand”.
Censor Board reconstituted to 3467 members. All members of Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha, 200 politicans, 5 from OBC, 5 from OC, 5 from Shia and Sunni each, 5 from Christians, 5 from Police. 5 each from the 200 new acts that govt. has introduced, whenever they don’t want to take action, 5 from Adivasis etc.
BJP protests saying, minority Hindus have no say in Censor Board.
Dig Vijay Singh says Rajiv Baba son of Rahul Gandhi, who is 18, is ready to become next Prime Minister.
Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.
Because of so many acts and no law, one lawyer is allowed to take only one case during his life time. Each case will be attended by one judge only. If the judge dies during the 40 years of the case, his son will automatically become a judge and will continue the case. This is because of the new Act Chidambaram had brought in saying, no case can be concluded before 50 years.
Hindu Minority Commission has been formed. The Muslim Law Board and Christian
Missionary registers strong protest on this. They say that this is communalism.
Manmohan Singh award for the dumb has been declared.
Politicians have been exempted from Income tax. Finance Minister says, it is difficult to assess because most of the income is in cash.
PM says scams which are 7 years old should not come under the Indian law. He said this when the Telgi Stamp paper scam and Hassan Ali hawala cases came up for hearing. He also added that we should learn from the TV channels. They never talk about old scams and always bring new scams.
Fortune 500 declares : “All the 500 richest men in the world are from India”
India’s BPL (below poverty line) has gone to 90%. All money is with politicians only.
Pawar, Karunanidhi family, Jagan Yesu Samuel (he is the son of Yesu Samuel
Rajasekhar Reddy, former CM of Andhra) are biggest money lenders to America.
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 06.08.2011)News in The Sunday Times in year 2040 A notice board in BJP conference room reads: “Please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode” Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholestrol (too much biriyani). The PM Rahul said Opposition comments on the expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted. Govt has spent only Rs 185 crores so far. Opposition says ...
Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha (SAFETY WEEK) week hai.
Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai.
Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..?
Car driver- PAHLE, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga.
Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye sharab pi kar kuch bhi bolta hai.
Uske papa neend se jaage aur police ko dekh ke bole- Mujhe pata tha ki chori ki car me hum zyada dur nahi jaa payenge.
Tabhi dikki se awaz aayi- Bhaijaan, humne border cross kar liya kya..???
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 01.12.2011)Police ne car ko roka- Ye suraksha (SAFETY WEEK) week hai. Aap belt pehan kar car chala rahe ho isliye aapko Rs. 5000 ka inaam diya jata hai. Aap is inaam ka kya karoge..? Car driver- PAHLE, Mai is inaam se apna driving license banwaunga. Pichhli seat par baithi uski maa boli- Iski baat ka yakin mat karo. Ye ...
Diamonds are hard to find but not hard to Break.
What is the hardest thing to break then?
The answer is: HABIT!
If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
If you break the A, you still have BIT.
If you break the B, you still have IT!
Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the ‘I’.
And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems.
Isn’t it right? – !
Now you know why HABIT is so hard to break….
Its destiny is in its name!
You think it is a frog and
I think it is a horse!
Wait for a while.
(contributed by: Mohan Rao on 03.11.2011)
- Toothpaste is one item that nearly everyone uses today, but what makes this concoction so special? Whether you brush your teeth once per day or three times per day, chances are that you’ve never taken the time to read that ingredient list. Some believe that the ingredients contained in a standard package of toothpaste are essential – others believe that water may be just as effective. In the end, there’s a good reason why most toothpaste packages warn: “Do Not Ingest!”
Formaldehyde:That same ingredient that coroners can’t live without can be found inside of your toothpaste tube. Formaldehyde kills all of those small bacteria that climb onto your teeth after eating or sleeping. If a large amount of formaldehyde is accidentally ingested, the result could be fatal. Severe formaldehyde ingestion results in jaundice, kidney damage, liver damage, and death.
Foam, suds, activation! What would toothpaste be without that satisfying soapy feeling? Manufacturers use regular detergent in order to appease the masses that prefer bubbly toothpaste. While bubbles may be fun, be careful if you accidentally ingest a large amount of this stuff – swallowing detergent can cause digestive tract burning.
Stretchy and slimy, seaweed holds that paste together. Without this green stuff, toothpaste would simply fall apart! The good news is that seaweed isn’t toxic. Infact, seaweed has a number of nutritional benefits, though hitting the sushi bar is a better way of gaining those benefits.
Minty, minty, minty! Fresh breath can only be kept fresh with the help of peppermint oil! While refreshing when brushing your teeth using toothpaste, peppermint oil can cause a slow pulse, heartburn, and muscle tremors if it is consumed.
As slick as the petroleum that it is derived from, paraffin creates a smooth paste that oozes onto your toothbrush using toothpaste. As you might imagine, paraffin wasn’t meant to be eaten. If you happen to swallow this ingredient, you may end up with abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, and severe constipation.
Never heard of this ingredient before? Sure about that? Glycerin glycol is added to toothpaste in order to prevent the paste from becoming too dry – it’s also found in antifreeze. Even though glycerin is not toxic, this additive may cause nausea if swallowed.
That’s right – chalk. Thanks to the fact that chalk is made from exoskeletons, it’s hard enough to remove all of that caked on gunk from your pearly whites. Chalk dust may cause lung problems if inhaled via toothpaste, and swallowing a bit of chalk could cause bleeding.
This is another common toothpaste ingredient, though it’s usually found in white paint. When added to toothpaste, titanium dioxide has the safe effect on your teeth as it does on walls – it keeps them nice and white (for a few hours, at least!). Ingesting titanium dioxide won’t hurt you, but it isn’t recommended either.
Something has to combat that terrible detergent taste! Saccharin is sweet, but not too sweet – just the way that most people like their toothpaste! Saccharin has been a hot topic of debate every since Theodore Roosevelt was in the White House. The USDA tried to ban the substance in 1972, though it is considered “safe” to ingest today.
One last ingredient to add a minty note to your breath. Without menthol, toothpaste might taste like, well, chalk, glycerin, paraffin, detergent, titanium dioxide, and seaweed! Go ahead and ingest menthol if you like, but sipping some tea containing menthol is a far better idea than chewing on your tube of toothpaste.
(source:http://www.worldamazinginformation.com/2011/01/10-amazing-dangerous-toothpaste.html)Toothpaste is one item that nearly everyone uses today, but what makes this concoction so special? Whether you brush your teeth once per day or three times per day, chances are that you’ve never taken the time to read that ingredient list. Some believe that the ingredients contained in a standard package of toothpaste are ...