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  • Observations on growing Older!















    Observations on Growing Older
    ~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect!

    ~Going out is good..

    Coming home is better!

    ~When people say you look “Great”…
    they add “for your age!”

    ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price.

    Now you get discounts on everything…

    movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use them.

    ~You forget names …. but it’s OK
    because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

    ~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose
    is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

    ~You realize you’re never going
    to be really good at anything …. especially golf.

    ~Your spouse is counting on you
    to remember things you don’t remember.

    ~The things you used to care to do,
    you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don’t care to do them anymore.

    ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair
    with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It’s called his “pre-sleep”.

    ~Remember when your mother said,

    “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident”?

    Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

    ~You used to say,

    “I hope my kids GET married…

    Now, “I hope they STAY married!”

    ~You miss the days when everything worked
    with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch..

    ~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ….

    were unheard of, and a mouse was something
    that made you climb on a table.

    ~You tend to use more 4 letter words …

    “what?”…”when?”… ???

    ~Now that you can afford
    expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.

    ~Your husband has a night out with the guys,

    but he’s home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P..M.

    ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.

    ~Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!

    ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

    ~Everybody whispers.

    ~Now that your husband has retired …
    you’d give anything if he’d find a job!

    ~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet …

    2 of which you will never wear.

    ~~~~But old is good in some things:

    old songs,

    old movies,

    And best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!














    Love you, “OLD FRIEND!”
    Send this on to other “Old Friends!” and

    let them laugh in AGREEMENT!!!

    It’s Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived




    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 01.10.2011)

  • Children well settled.


     Children well settled


    Two  Friends meeting after years.

    1st      Friend     :      How are you ? How are the children? Where are they?
    2nd    Friend     :      Eldest son in SBI, his wife in ICICI
                                       Second son in HDFC, his wife in Canara Bank
                                       Youngest daughter, not married yet. She is in Axis Bank.
    1st     Friend      :      So all well settled in Bank jobs?
    2nd    Friend     :       No, they are all standing in the queues there!


    (source : user mohanrao on 11.01.2017)

  • Watch Out for These 12 Dangerous Vegetables

    1. Kidney Beans

    If you eat undercooked or raw kidney beans, the toxin phytohaemagglutinin (a lectin, known to interfere with cellular metabolism) can cause extreme nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain and in some cases you may need to be hospitalized. Sometimes known as Red Kidney Bean Poisoning, this condition is caused by eating raw, soaked kidney beans or beans that have been cooked in a crock pot without being boiled (or heated to a high enough temperature first). In fact, heating kidney beans to 176 degrees F may increase their toxicity five-fold compared to eating the raw, which is why outbreaks have been associated with slow cookers or crockpots. Illness can occur from just four or five undercooked cooked or raw beans. In order to make kidney beans safe for consumption, you must soak them for at least 5 hours, get rid of the water and then boil them briskly in fresh water for at least 10-30 minutes.

    2. Mushrooms

    Though technically a fungus, many species of wild mushrooms contain poisons that can cause illness ranging from mild to deadly. In some cases, symptoms don’t appear for hours, days or even weeks after the mushroom is eaten, and by that time permanent organ damage may have already occurred. Toxins in wild mushrooms cannot be made “safe” by any from of cooking, freezing or processing, and it can be extremely difficult to discern a poisonous mushroom from a safe one. To be safe, unless you’re a trained expert on mushroom identification, don’t eat any mushrooms you find in the wild.

    3. Corn

    Corn can be contaminated with aflatoxin, a toxin produced by fungus that can grow on certain foods. Aflatoxins are known to cause cancer as well as liver and immune-system problems. Although a human illness outbreak related to aflatoxin has not been reported in the United States, they have occurred in other countries, and aflatoxin-contaminated pet foods have caused outbreaks and deaths among dogs and cats in the United States. It is, however, difficult to prove that a disease such as cirrhosis of the liver or liver cancer is caused by aflatoxin, even though there is reliable evidence that it is an important danger to public health (particularly when unregulated). Other foods that may contain aflatoxin include peanuts, rice, dried coconut meat, cocoa beans, figs, ginger and nutmeg.


    4. Potatoes

    If a potato is green or sprouted, it’s a sign that it contains solanine, a compound that is toxic even in small amounts. Eating a green potato, or potato sprouts, can cause what’s known as potato plant poisoning or solanum tuberosum poisoning, leading to symptoms ranging from diarrhea and vomiting to delirium, paralysis, shock and, in extremely rare cases, death.

    5. Tomatoes

    The leaves and stems of the tomato plant contain glycoalkaloid, a toxin that can lead to stomach upset, headache and dizziness. Green tomatoes do contain some alkaloid poison as well, but generally in too small of quantities to be dangerous. That said, tea made from tomato leaves should be avoided.


    6. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb stalks, which are actually stems of a perennial plant, are quite tasty when used in pies or crumbles, but the leaves of this plant are very poisonous. If you eat rhubarb leaves, it can cause vomiting and diarrhea, along with seizures, difficulty breathing, kidney problems, coma and even death due to the oxalic acid salts they contain.

    7. Lima Beans

    Lima beans contain the deadly poison cyanide, which is produced to prevent predators from eating them. Eating large amounts of raw lima beans may cause violent illness and death, so be sure they are thoroughly cooked (soaked and then boiled in fresh water for at least 10 minutes) before eating.

    8. Parsnips

    Parsnips contain naturally occurring chemicals called psoralens, which cause genetic mutation and cancer in animals when exposed to ultraviolet light. These toxins are not destroyed by normal cooking, leading researchers to question whether they may have toxic consequences in humans.[ii]

    9. Alfalfa Sprouts

    Alfalfa sprouts have made the news many times due to contamination with salmonella and e. coli, however even when not contaminated they contain a natural chemical called canavanine that has been found to cause a lupus-like autoimmune disease in an animal study. There is some evidence that people with lupus may want to avoid alfalfa sprouts as they may aggravate the condition.

    10. Spinach

    Spinach contains compounds called oxalates, which can bind to calcium in your body. If eaten in large quantities, there is some evidence that suggests it may contribute to the formation of kidney stones (most kidney stones in U.S. adults are calcium oxalate stones). However, some believe restricting dietary oxalates will not reduce kidney stone formation. Other vegetables that contain oxalates include Swiss chard, beet greens, okra, parsley, collard greens and leeks.

    11. Fava Beans

    In people with G6PD deficiency, a hereditary abnormality, eating fava beans (and certain other legumes) may destroy red blood less and cause hemolytic anemia — a condition known as favism. This deficit is most common in people from Africa, followed by those from the Mediterranean and southeast Asia.

    12. Celery

    Though ordinarily healthy, celery topped the Environmental Working Group’s 2011 list of fruits and vegetables most contaminated with pesticides. Coming in at #2 (apples were #1), celery was found to be highly contaminated and tested positive for 57 different pesticides.[iii] If you’re going to eat celery, buying organic makes sense.



    (source: http://www.losethebackpain.com/blog/2012/05/16/dangerous-vegetables/)

  • Did You Know.


    Did you know


    ★ Ants never sleep!

    ★ When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

    ★Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother; because they were both deaf.

    ★ An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

    ★ “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English

  • Vedic Wisdom behind eating with Hands

    Eating food with the hands in today’s Western society can sometimes be perceived as being unhygienic, bad mannered and primitive. However within Indian culture there is an old saying that,

    ” Eating food with your hands feeds not only the body but also the mind and the spirit”.


    In the Big Brother series some years back, an English participant complained about an Indian participants use of her hands during food preparations and her eating habits, “They eat with their hands in India, don’t they? Or is that China? You don’t know where those hands have been.”  Within many Indian households nowadays, the practice of eating food with the hands has been replaced with the use of cutlery.

    Have you ever thought of why previous generations in India ate with the hands? There is a reason for their this.  The practice of eating with the hands originated within Ayurvedic teachings. The Vedic people knew the power held in the hand. 

    The ancient native tradition of eating food with the hands is derived from the mudra practice, which is prevalent in many aspects within Hinduism. Mudras are used during mediation and are very prominent within the many classical forms of dance, such as Bharat Natyam

    The hands are considered the most precious organ of action. This is linked to the Vedic prayer of
    “Karagre Vasate Lakshmi Karamule Saraswati Karamadhye Tu Govindam Prabhate Kara Darshanam” 

    (On the tip of your fingers is Goddess Lakshmi, on the base of your fingers is Goddess Saraswati; in the middle of your fingers is Lord Govinda), which we recite whilst looking at our palms. Thus, this shloka suggests that all the divinity lies in human effort. 

    Our hands and feet are said to be the conduits of the five elements. The Ayurvedic texts teach that each finger is an extension of one of the five elements. The thumb is agni (fire) (you might have seen children sucking their thumb, this is nature’s way of aiding the digestion in children at an age when they are unable to do an physical activity to aid the digestion), the forefinger is vayu (air), the middle finger is akash (ether – the tiny intercellular spaces in the human body), the ring finger is prithvi (earth) and the little finger is jal (water).

    Each finger aids in the transformation of food, before it passes on to internal digestion. Gathering the fingertips as they touch the food stimulates the five elements and invites Agni to bring forth the digestive juices. As well as improving digestion the person becomes more conscious of the tastes, textures and smells of the foods they are eating, which all adds to the pleasure of eating. 

    You may have noticed that elders in the family hardly ever use utensils to measure all the different type of masala, and would instead prefer to use their hands to measure the quantity instead. As each handful is tailored to provide a suitable amount for the own body. Overall there are 6 main documented forms that the hands take when obtaining a measurement a certain type of food ranging from solid food to seeds, and flour.

    This is a prime example of how many things within Hindu culture may seem weird and unusual at first glance, but once a closer look is taken it is surprising, but a vast amount of knowledge is revealed.






    (contributed by : AMR on 12.09.2012)

  • God loves you.


     God loves you

    Me: God, can I ask You a question?

    God: Sure

    Me: Promise You won’t get mad

    God: I promise

    Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

    God: What do u mean?

    Me: Well, I woke up late

    God: Yes

    Me: My car took forever to start

    God: Okay

    Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

    God: Huummm

    Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

    God: All right

    Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax.

    BUT it wouldn’t work!!!  Nothing went right today!  Why did You do that?

    God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
    of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

    Me (humbled): OH

    GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

    Me: (ashamed)

    God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have,

    I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.

    Me (embarrassed):Okay

    God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness

    about what you said on that call.  I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

    Me (softly): I see God

    God: Oh and that foot massager,  it had a fault  that was going to throw out all of the power

    in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.

    Me: I’m Sorry, God

    God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.

    Me: I will trust You.

    God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.

    Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.

    God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children..




    (contributed by: user Megha Bamba on 18.02.2012)



  • Snake Catcher


    Snake Noodling! This is what real men do !!!!!!


    I am the puller, but if you are interested, the position of hole-guy is open.

    Python catchers in Africa

    First, we wrap our arm in a skin for protection


    Then we find a big hole and hole-guy crawls in.


    We use modern lighting.

    There it is.

    Those must be eggs.

    I let it take my protected arm. Sort of like noodling for fish.

    Then my buddy pulls me out with snake attached.

    Ain’t it a beaut?.

    It’ll feed the village for a while.

    So, you think your work is tough?
    Awe Gee!! You have to stand in line at the grocery store for your food.
    And You have to go to work




    (contributed by: mohan Rao on 06.10.2011)




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