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  • Aircraft Fuel

    Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
    hangar with nothing to do.Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.

    You wanna try it?’

    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.

    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.

    Nothing!

    Then the phone rings. It’s Jim. Jim says, ‘Hey, how do you feel this morning?’

    Dave says, ‘I feel great, how about you?’
    Jim says, ‘I feel great, too. You don’t have a hangover?’

    Dave says, ‘No that jet fuel is great stuff — no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..’

    ‘ Yeah, well there’s just one thing.’

    ‘What’s that?’

    ‘Have you farted yet?’

    ‘No.’

    ‘Well, DON’T because I’m in New Zealand ‘

    (contributed by:Mohan Rao on 20.07.2011)

    Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia.One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and ...
  • Humor from Great Minds

    “As you get older three things happen. The first is our memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two… ”
    Sir Norman Wisdom

    ” One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. ”
    Edgar Watson Howe

    ” A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
    Doug Larson

    ” A harmful truth is always better then..a useful lie! ”
    Eric Bolton

    ” I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’. ”
    Robert Paul

    ” We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. ”
    Phyllis Diller

    “Laughter is the closest distance between two people. ”
    Victor Borge

    “Start every day with a smile and get it over with. ”
    W.C. Fields

    “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ”
    Will Rogers

    ” Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. ”
    Mickey Rooney

    “Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.
    Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison. ”
    Tim Allen

    ” I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
    Woody Allen

    ” Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”
    Erica Jong

    “Don’t take life too seriously, you’ll never get out of it alive. ”
    Elbert Hubbard

    ” Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. ”
    Wendell Johnson

    ” In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. ”
    Joey Adams

    “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? ”
    Benny Hil

    (source: user samynarayana on 30.05.2012)

    “As you get older three things happen. The first is our memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two… ” Sir Norman Wisdom ” One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. ” Edgar Watson Howe ” A true friend is one who overlooks your failures ...
  • Amazing Photos

     

    Yes this striking thing is only a puppy. Two-year-old Tahlia stands with York, a 97cm-tall Great Dane, which is well on the way to becoming the world’s biggest dog. Speaking about the Australian pup, owner Dave Ryan predicts that the canine will eventually break the current world record for the world’s biggest dog, which stands at 109cm.

    That Vancouver riot couple

    This image of a couple ‘kissing’ one another in the middle of the Stanley Cup riots in Vancouver, Canada, grabbed our attention back in June when it went viral across the Web. The photo, which was viewed millions of times
    on Yahoo! News, was actually misleading because it turned out the pair weren’t really canoodling. Alexandra Thomas had actually been injured by police as they tried to flee the violence and her boyfriend Scott Jones was just trying to calm her down.

    World’s longest sea bridge
    A breathtaking image of the worlds longest cross-sea bridge stretching 26 miles made our top images of the year. The Jiaozhou Bay Bridge was opened at the end of June in China’s eastern city of Qingdao with a total investment of more than 10 billion yuan (£930m) and greatly shortens the time from downtown Qingdao to its outlying regions.

    Woman kisses lion
    Daring Ana Julia Torres shared a magical moment with Jupiter the lion at a Colombian animal shelter in September.
    Torres, a 52-year-old teacher, founded the Villa Lorena shelter 17 years ago, which protects about 600 animals
    seized from drug and animal traffickers, circuses, or those abandoned by their owners.
    Torres rescued Jupiter from a circus 12 years ago.

    The giant crocodile

    A 18-ft long three-legged crocodile wowed the Web in July after a tourist photograph capturing its freakishly large stature emerged online. The striking creature named Brutus – which looks as though he is a special effect in a film – was said to be a starring attraction of a riverboat cruise in the Adelaide River, Australia. Although some critics questioned the legitimacy of the shot, the sightseer and the boat company

    London riot photo

    This dramatic image showing a terrified pyjama-clad  victim of arson Monika Konczyk, 32, leaping from a Croydon flat made the front pages of international newspapers and has been hailed as deserving a Pulitzer Prize. The Polish woman escaped unharmed as she landed in the arms of police officers below.

    Polar bear’s icy plunge
    A photographer was lucky enough to capture the moment a polar bear jumped from a ledge at a wildlife Zoo in St Felicien, Quebec, Canada. Viewers of the photo gave him or her a whopping 10 out 10 on the dive.

    Michelle Obama grew an afro

    The USA’s First Lady unintentionally caused a lot of  smiles from this photo after she stood in front of a rather large plant. At first glance, it appears that Michelle Obama grew an afro as she watched Queen Elizabeth II sign a guest book during their trip to the UK in May. 2011.

     

      Yes this striking thing is only a puppy. Two-year-old Tahlia stands with York, a 97cm-tall Great Dane, which is well on the way to becoming the world’s biggest dog. Speaking about the Australian pup, owner Dave Ryan predicts that the canine will eventually break the current world record for the world’s biggest dog, which stands at 109cm. That Vancouver ...
  • Colin the Aborigine

    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

    He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, from the BBQ and flirting.

    At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 15 ft. man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.’

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell… Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.

    Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.

    Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

    The host says, ‘Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’

    ‘Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,’ said Colin.

    The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’

    ‘No thanks… I don’t want it,’ answered Colin.

    The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’

    Again, Colin said “No.”

    Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well Colin, then what do you want?

    Colin said,

    ‘I want the guy who pushed me in.’

     

     

    (contributed by : Amr on 20.09.2012)

    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, from ...



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