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  • Islam

    Makkah

    Islam (Arabic: الإسلام‎ al-’islām, pronounced [ʔɪsˈlæːm] ( listen)[note 1]) is the monotheistic religion articulated by the Qur’an, a text considered by its adherents to be the verbatim word of God (Arabic: الله‎, Allah), and the teachings and normative example (called the Sunnah composed of Hadith) of Muhammad, often considered by the adherents of Islam as the last Prophet of God. In addition to referring to the religion itself, the word Islam means ‘submission to God’[1], ‘peace’, and ‘way to peace’.[2] An adherent of Islam is called a Muslim.

    (continued at : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam )

  • Jonglage Strip Tease

    Video of Jonglage Strip Tease

     

     

    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 17.08.2011)

  • Death.

     

    Death

    WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO EXPLAIN IT.

    A sick man turned to his doctor as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said,’Doctor, I am afraid to die.

    Tell me what lies on the other side.’

    Very quietly, the doctor said, ‘I don’t know.’

    ‘You don’t know? You’re a Doctor, and don’t know what’s on the other side?’

    The doctor was holding the handle of the door; On the other side came a sound of scratching and whining.

    And as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room And leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

    Turning to the patient, the doctor said,’Did you notice my dog?

    He’s never been in this room before.

    He didn’t know what was inside.

    He knew nothing except that his master was here, And when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

    I know little of what is on the other side of death. But I do know one thing…

    I know my Master (the Creator ) is there and that is enough.’

     

     

     

    (contributed by : SN on 11.09.2012)

  • Catholic Parrots.

     

    “Catholic Parrots”

     

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem.

    I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing’

    ‘What do they say?’ the priest asked.

    They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

    ‘That’s obscene!’ the priest exclaimed,

    Then he thought for a moment…..

    ‘You know,’ he said, ‘I may have a solution to your problem.  I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible…

    Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

    My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship. And your parrots are sure to stop saying  that phrase in no time.’

    ‘Thank you,’ the woman responded, ‘this may very well be the solution.’

    The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest’s house.

    As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

    Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

    After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison. Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’

    There was stunned silence. One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says, 

    ‘Put the beads away, Frank,
    Our prayers have been answered!

    (contributed by :A Mohan Rao on  27.04.2011)

  • Sunday School Teachings

    The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught Sunday School every week.

    On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and said, “Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?”

    “Why yes, that would be nice,” the lady responded. Well, the gentleman couldn’t believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina. When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and suggested, “Would you like a cocktail before dinner?” “Oh, no”. What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?”

    Well, our gentleman was set back a bit, so he didn’t say much until after dinner, when he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, “Would you like a smoke?”. “Oh my goodness no,” said the woman. “I couldn’t face my Sunday School class if I did?”

    Well, our man felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn. He’d been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, “Ahhh .. Mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?”

    “Sure, that would be nice,” she said in anticipation.

    The gentleman couldn’t believe his ears, and did a fast u-turn right then and there, and drove back to the motel and checked in.
    The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex  imaginable, the gentleman awoke first.

    He looked at the lovely Dixie darling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought, “What the hell have I done? He shook her awake and pleaded, “I’ve got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?”

    The lady said, “The same thing I always tell them. You don’t have to smoke and drink to have a good time.”

     

    (contributed by : A Mohan Rao on 12.05.2011)

  • Palitana Jain Temple, Gujarat.

     

    Palitana Jain temple, Gujarat

    Palitana Jain Temples, Gujarat

    The Palitana Jain temple is considered to be the most sacred Jain temple in India. It is located on Shetrunjaya hills in the city of Palitana in Gujarat. There are altogether 863 Palitana Jain temples made up of marble. The main temple is situated at a height that can be reached by traversing about 3500 steps from the foot hills. The main temple is dedicated to the first Tirthankara, Rishabhanath. The construction of the temples started in the 11th century and is believed to have taken around 900 years to complete. In the 14th and the 15th century these Jain temples were destroyed during the Muslim invasion. The temples are believed to have been renovated about sixteen times since then.

     

    Architecture of the Temple

    These temples have a unique architectural style. The ornamentation is such that in sunlight their appear to have been made up of ivory. One of the temples, Adishwar is considered to be the holiest one among all. The other temples include Sampriti Raj, Adinath, Kumarpal and Bimal Shah. The images of the deity are made up of marble and are beautified by gold ornaments studded with precious stones.

    The Jain temple of the Digambars is one of the ancient temples. It contains nine shrines with a number of idols of the Tirthankaras encrypted on it. The main temple consists of the idol of Bhagwan Shantinath. This idol is 42 inch in height and is made up of pure white marble. In this temple beautiful idols of Bhima, Arjuna and Yudhisthir have also been also installed.

     

  • What to Say

    A daring letter by an IIT’an to Rahul Gandhi.

    (HOPE EVERY ONE KNOW THIS ..)
    A REPLY LETTER WRITTEN BY:

    NITIN GUPTA (RIVALDO)

    B. Tech, IIT Bombay

    On Rahul Gandhi: “I feel ashamed to call myself an INDIAN after seeing what has happened here in UP”.

    Dear Rahul,

    YOU REALLY WANT TO FEEL ASHAMED???????

    But don’t be disappointed, I would give you ample reasons to feel ashamed… You really want to feel Ashamed..?

    * First Ask Pranav Mukherjee, Why isn’t he giving the details of the account holders in the Swiss Banks.

    * Ask your Mother, Who is impeding the Investigation against Hasan Ali?

    * Ask her, Who got 60% Kickbacks in the 2G Scam ?

    * Kalamadi is accused of a Few hundred Crores, Who Pocketed the Rest in the Common Wealth Games?

    * Ask Praful Patel what he did to the Indian Airlines? Why did Air India let go of the Profitable Routes ?

    * Why should the Tax Payer pay for the Air India losses, when you intend to eventually DIVEST IT ANYWAY!!!

    * Also, You People can’t run an Airline Properly. How can we expect you to run the Nation?

    * Ask Manmohan Singh. Why/What kept him quiet for so long?

    * Are Kalmadi and A Raja are Scapegoats to save Big Names like Harshad Mehta was in the 1992 Stock Market Scandal ?

    * Who let the BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY Accused go Scot Free? (20,000 People died in that Tragedy)

    * Who ordered the State Sponsored Massacre of SIKHS in 84?

    * Please read more about, How Indira Gandhi pushed the Nation Under Emergency in 76-77, after the HC declared her election to Lok Sabha Void!

    * WHY ONLY HIGHLIGHT THIS ARREST?

    Dear Rahul, to refresh your memory, you were arrested/detained by the FBI the BOSTON Airport in September 2001.

    You were carrying with you $ 1,60,000 in Cash. You couldn’t explain why you were carrying so much Cash.

    (Incidentally He was with his Columbian girlfriend Veronique Cartelli,

    ALLEGEDLY, the Daughter of Drug Mafia. 9 HOURS he was kept at the Airport. Later then freed on the intervention of the then Prime Minister

    Mr. Vajpayee.. FBI filed an equivalent of an FIR in US and released him.

    When FBI was asked to divulge the information, by Right/Freedom to Information Activists about the reasons Rahul was arrested …

    FBI asked for a NO OBJECTION CERTIFICATE from Rahul Gandhi.

    So Subramaniyam Swami wrote a Letter to Rahul Gandhi, ” If you have NOTHING to HIDE, Give us the Permission”

    HE NEVER REPLIED!)

    Why did that arrest not make Headlines Rahul? You could have gone to the Media and told, “I am ashamed to call myself an INDIAN?”.

    Or is it that, you only do like to highlight Symbolic Arrests (like in UP) and not Actual Arrests (In BOSTON)

    Kindly Clarify…..In any case, you want to feel ashamed, Read Along…

    YOUR MOTHER’S SO CALLED SACRIFICE OF GIVING UP PRIME MINISTERSHIP in 2004.

    According to a Provision in the Citizenship Act, A Foreign National who becomes a Citizen of India, is bounded by the same restrictions,

    which an Indian would face, If he/she were to become a Citizen of Italy. (Condition based on principle of reciprocity)

    Now Since you can’t become a PM in Italy, Unless you are born there.

    Likewise an Italian Citizen can’t become Indian PM, unless He/She is not born here!

    Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Man who Exposed the 2G Scam) sent a letter to the PRESIDENT OF INDIA bringing the same to his Notice.

    PRESIDENT OF INDIA sent a letter to Sonia Gandhi to this effect, 3:30 PM, May 17th, 2004.

    Swearing Ceremony was scheduled for 5 PM the same Day. Manmohan Singh was brought in the Picture at the last moment to Save Face!!

    Rest of the SACRIFICE DRAMA which she choreographed was an EYE WASH!!!

    In fact Sonia Gandhi had sent, 340 letters, each signed by different MP to the PRESIDENT KALAM, supporting her candidacy for PM.

    One of those letters read, “I Sonia Gandhi, elected Member from Rai Bareli, hereby propose Sonia Gandhi as Prime Minister.”

    So SHE was Pretty INTERESTED! Until She came to know the Facts! She didn’t make any Sacrifice, It so happens that SONIA GANDHI couldn’t have become the PM of INDIA that time.

    You could be Ashamed about that Dear Rahul!! One Credential Sonia G had,

    Even that was a HOAX!

    THINK ABOUT YOURSELF.

    You go to Harvard on Donation Quota. ( Hindujas Gave HARVARD 11 million dollars the same year, when Rajiv Gandhi was in Power)

    Then you are expelled in 3 Months/ You Dropped out in 3 Months….

    (Sadly Manmohan Singh wasn’t the Dean of Harvard that time, else you might have had a chance… Too Bad, there is only one Manmohan Singh!)

    Then Why did you go about lying about being Masters in Economics from Harvard .. before finally taking it off your Resume upon questioning by Dr. SUBRAMANIYAM SWAMI (The Gentlemen who exposed the 2G Scam)

    At St. Stephens.. You Fail the Hindi Exam. Hindi Exam!!!

    And you are representing the Biggest Hindi Speaking State of the Country?

    SONIYA GANDHI’s EDUCATIONAL QUALIFICATIONS

    Soniya G gave a sworn affidavit as a Candidate that She Studied English at University of Cambridge According to Cambridge University, there is no such Student EVER! Upon a Case by Dr. Subramaniyam Swami filed against her, She subsequently Dropped the CAMBRIDGE CREDENTIAL from her Affidavit.

    Soniya Gandhi didn’t even pass High School. She is just 5th class Pass!

    In this sense, She shares a common Educational Background with her 2G Partner In Crime, Karunanidhi.

    You Fake your Educational Degree, Your Mother Fakes her Educational Degree. And then you go out saying, ” We want Educated Youth into Politics!”

    WHY LIE ABOUT EDUCATIONAL CREDENTIALS?

    Not that Education is a Prerequisite for being a great Leader, but then you shouldn’t have lied about your qualifications!

    You could feel a little ashamed about Lying about your Educational Qualifications. You had your reasons I know, Because in India,WE :-

    RESPECT, EDUCATION!

    But who cares about Education, When you are a Youth Icon!!

    YOUTH ICON

    You traveled in the Local Train for the first time at the Age of 38.

    You went to some Villages as a part of Election Campaign. And You won a Youth Icon!! … That’s why You are my Youth Icon.

    For 25 Million People travel by Train Every day. You are the First Person to win a Youth Icon for boarding a Train.

    Thousands of Postmen go to remotest of Villages. None of them have yet gotten a Youth Icon. You were neither YOUNG Nor ICONIC!

    Still You became a Youth Icon beating Iconic and Younger Contenders like RAHUL DRAVID.

    SURNAME

    Shakespeare said, What’s in a Name?

    Little did he knew, It’s all in the Name, Especially the Surname!

    Speaking of Surname, Sir DO YOU REALLY RESPECT GANDHI, OR IS IT JUST TO CASH IN ON THE GOODWILL OF MAHATMA?

    Because the Name on your Passport is RAHUL VINCI. Not RAHUL GANDHI..

    May be if you wrote your Surname as Gandhi, you would have experienced,

    what Gandhi feels like, LITERALLY ( Pun Intended)

    You People don’t seem to use Gandhi much, except when you are fighting Elections. ( There it makes complete sense).

    Imagine fighting elections by the Name Rahul Vinci…

    You use the name GANDHI at will and then say, ” Mujhe yeh YUVRAJ shabd Insulting lagta hai! Kyonki aaj Hindustan mein Democracy hai, aur is shabd ka koi matlab nahin hai! YUVRAJ, Itna hi Insulting lagta hai, to lad lo RAHUL VINCI ke Naam se!!! Jin Kisano ke saath photo khinchate ho woh bhi isliye entertain karte hain ki GANDHI ho.. RAHUL VINCI bol ke Jao… Ghar mein nahin ghusaenge!!!

    You could feel ashamed for your Double Standards.

    YOUTH INTO POLITICS

    Now You want Youth to Join Politics.

    I say First you Join Politics. Because you haven’t Joined Politics. You have Joined a Family Business. First you Join Politics. Win an Election fighting as RAUL VINCI and Not Rahul Gandhi, then come and ask the youth and the Educated Brass for more involvement in Politics. Also till then, Please don’t give me examples of Sachin Pilot and Milind Deora and Naveen Jindal as youth who have joined Politics. They are not Politicians. They Just happen to be Politicians.

    Much Like Abhishek Bachchan and other Star Sons are not Actors. They just happen to be Actors (For Obvious Reasons) So, We would appreciate if you stop requesting the Youth to Join Politics till you establish your credentials…

    WHY WE CAN’T JOIN POLITICS!

    Rahul Baba, Please understand, Your Father had a lot of money in your Family account ( in Swiss Bank) when he died.

    Ordinary Youth has to WORK FOR A LIVING. YOUR FAMILY just needs to NETWORK FOR A LIVING

    If our Father had left thousands of Crores with us, We might consider doing the same. But we have to Work. Not just for ourselves. But also for you. So that we can pay 30% of our Income to the Govt.

    Which can then be channelized to the Swiss Banks and your Personal Accounts under some Pseudo Names.

    So Rahul, Please don’t mind If the Youth doesn’t Join Politics.

    We are doing our best to fund your Election Campaigns and your Chopper Trips to the Villages.

    Somebody has to Earn the Money that Politicians Feed On.

    NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHIs. YOU ARE SO CALLED GANDHIs!!

    Air India, KG Gas Division, 2G, CWG, SWISS BANK Account Details… Hasan Ali, KGB., FBI Arrest..

    You want to feel ashamed..?

    Feel Ashamed for what the First Family of Politics has been reduced to… A Money Laundering Enterprise.

    NO WONDER YOU ARE NOT GANDHI’S BY BLOOD. GANDHI is an adopted Name. For Indira didn’t marry Mahatma Gandhi’s Son.

    For even if you had one GENE OF GANDHI JI in your DNA. YOU WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN PLAGUED BY SUCH ‘POVERTY OF AMBITION’

    (Ambition of only EARNING MONEY)

    You really want to feel Ashamed?

    Feel Ashamed for what you ‘ SO CALLED GANDHI’S’ have done to MAHATMA’S Legacy..

    I so wish GANDHI JI had Copyrighted his Name!

    Meanwhile, I would request Sonia Gandhi to change her name to $ONIYA GANDHI, and you could replace the ‘R’ in RAHUL/RAHUL by the New Rupee Symbol!!!

    RAHUL VINCI : I am ashamed to call myself an Indian.

    Even we are ashamed to call you so!

    P.S: Popular Media is either bought or blackmailed, controlled to Manufacture Consent! My Guess is Social Media is still a Democratic Platform.

    (Now they are trying to put legislations to censor that too!!).

    Meanwhile, Let’s ask these questions, for we deserve some Answers.

    YOURS SINCERELY

    NITIN GUPTA ( RIVALDO)

     

     

    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 08.09.2011)

     




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