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  • What is it that’s hard to break !!!!


    Diamonds are hard to find but not hard to Break.

    What is the hardest thing to break then?

    The answer is: HABIT!


    If you break the H, you still have A BIT.

    If you break the A, you still have BIT.

    If you break the B, you still have IT!

    Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the ‘I’.

    And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems.

    Isn’t it right?  –  !

    Now you know why HABIT is so hard to break….

    Its destiny is in its name!


    You think it is a frog and

    I think it is a horse!

    Wait for a while.


    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 03.11.2011)

  • World Environment Day

    A toucan rests on a branch in the Braullio Carrillo National Park, 50 kilometers (31 miles) east of San Jose, Costa Rica June 5, 2012. According to a recent poll, Costa Ricans would agree to pay higher taxes if it is used for actions to promote the environment, according to local media. Costa Rica, with more than 30% of its territories held in national parks, celebrates World Environment Day.

    Ram Singh (L) and his relatives, dressed in traditional Hindu saffron-coloured clothes walk on a garbage-strewn beach against the backdrop of monsoon clouds on World Environment Day in Mumbai, June 5, 2012. According to the United Nations Environment Programme website, World Environment Day is celebrated annually on June 5 to raise global awareness and motivate action for environmental protection.

    Boats are docked at the polluted Amatitlan Lake, 30 km (18 miles) south of Guatemala City June 5, 2012.

    A dead tortoise is seen near the shores of Lake Xolotlan, also known as Lake Managua, which has an area of approximately 1000 sq km and has been receiving raw sewage from Managua’s one million residents since 1920, in Managua June 5, 2012.

    The Rio Sucio or ‘Dirty River’, where one branch is colored yellow/brown by the minerals it carries from the Irazu Volcano, is seen mixing with the clear waters filtered by the tropical rainforest in the Braullio Carrillo National Park, 50 km (31 miles) east of San Jose, June 5, 2012.

    A man swims in the polluted waters of a pond next to his buffalo on World Environment Day on the outskirts of Jammu June 5, 2012.

    Cuban farmhand Bienvenido Castillo, nicknamed Lilly, carries a wooden stake while doing chores on his neighbor’s dairy farm in Aranguito near Havana, Cuba July 21, 2011.

    Boys swim in a polluted open creek to beat the summer heat in Manila March 27, 2012.

    A Kashmiri boatman rows his small boat in the interior of Dal Lake in Srinagar April 19, 2012.

    A wedding couple and their photographers walk past the burning Pulau Bukom offshore petroleum complex of Royal Dutch Shell in Singapore September 28, 2011.

    A woman discards waste into a canal in the slum area of Cite de Dieu, just outside Port-au-Prince March 13, 2012.

    An aerial view during a media tour by oil company Royal Dutch Shell shows an illegal oil refining site with the runoff from crude oil covering the banks along the Imo river, 30 km (20 miles) west of Nigeria’s oil hub city of Port Harcourt, September 22, 2011. Illegal refineries along the Imo river, first discovered in 2009, were cleared in a joint security operation with the government in 2010 but has resurfaced in January 2011, according to a Shell media release during the tour.

    A child stands on foam from a polluted river at the Marunda flood canal in Jakarta December 14, 2011.

    Masses of seaweed is cleared away along the French coastline at Saint Michel-en-Greve, Northern Brittany, August 2, 2011. The mysterious death of 36 wild boars on France’s northwestern coast baffled authorities on Tuesday after tests suggested large amounts of rotting seaweed strewn across beaches may not be to blame. Environmentalists had said that toxic, foul-smelling hydrogen sulfide gas emitted by the rotting seaweed had poisoned the animals in the Cotes d’Armor region of Brittany. Ecologists say that nitrates pollution in rivers from fertilisers used in intensive farming has boosted the growth of algae along France’s coastline.




    (source : http://lifestyle.in.msn.com/green/world-environment-day-pics-1#image=1)

  • The Gunslinger

    An old prospector shuffled into the town of El Indio, Texas leading a tired old mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town, to clear his parched throat.

    He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

    As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, “Hey old man, can you dance?”

    The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, “No son, I don’t dance… never really wanted to.”

    A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, “Well, you old fool, you’re gonna dance now!” and started shooting at the old man’s feet.

    The old prospector, not wanting to get a toe blown off, started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.

    Everybody standing around was laughing.
    When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun and cocked both hammers.

    The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.

    The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.

    The silence was deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin 12 gauge barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man’s hands, as he quietly said;

    “Son, have you ever kissed a mule’s ass?”

    The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, “No sir… but…but I’ve always wanted to.”

    .There are a few lessons for all of us here:*Don’t be arrogant.
    *Don’t waste ammunition.
    *Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
    *Always make sure you know who is in control.
    *And finally, don’t screw around with old folks; they didn’t
    get old by being stupid.



    (Contributed by :Amr  on 20.06.2012)


  • Witty Priest.


    Witty Priest.

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest sitting beside her,

    “Father, may I ask a favor?

    “Of course, child. What may I do for you?

    “Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it.

    Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me… under your robe, perhaps?”

    “I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you… I will not lie.”

    “With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

    When they got to Customs, the woman let the priest go ahead of her.

    The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

    “From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked,

    “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

    “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date…unused.”

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!”


    (contributed by:mohan rao on 06.07.2011)


  • Santa Jokes


    Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.�
    Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.�
    Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.  �
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    Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?�
    Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.  �
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    Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?�
    Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.�
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    Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.�
    Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.�
    Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.�
    Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.�
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    Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?�
    Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha  �
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    Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.�
    Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.�
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    Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.�
    Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga

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    Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.�
    Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?�
    Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.�
    Santa: Phir?�
    Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !    �
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    Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.�
    Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?�
    Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?  �
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    Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?�
    Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!�

    (contirbuted by amohanrao on 25.01.2011)

  • Benefits of Fruits.


    Benefits of Fruits

















    Protects your heart


    prevents constipation


    Blocks diarrhea


    Improves lung capacity


    Cushions joints




    Combats cancer


    Controls blood pressure


    Saves your eyesight


    Shields against Alzheimer’s


    Slows aging process




    Aids digestion


    Lowers cholesterol


    Protects your heart


    Stabilizes blood sugar


    Gua rd s against liver disease




    Battles diabetes


    Lowers cholesterol


    Helps stops str okes


    Controls blood pressure


    Smoothes skin




    Protects your heart


    Quiets a cough


    Strengthens bones


    Controls blood pressure


    Blocks diarrhea



    (source: user R Sridharan on 04.09.2012)

  • United States – Nevada



    Luxury of Light


    Planet H in Las Vegas


    Shopping Mall Caesar’s Palace


    The world’s largest Nugget


    Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino

    [Contributed by: TUNA on 03/03/2013]

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