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  • I’m Not Old Just Mature

    This mail for all the senior citizens, present and the future ones…..

    I’m Not Old. Just Mature

    Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent.

    From my purchase this chap took off ten percent.

    I asked for the cause of a lesser amount;

    And he answered, Because of the Seniors Discount.

    I went to McDonald’s for a burger and fries;

    And there, once again, got quite a surprise.

    The clerk poured some coffee which he handed to me.

    He said, For you, Seniors, the coffee is free.

    Understand—I’m not old—I’m merely mature;

    But some things are changing, temporarily, I’m sure.

    The newspaper print gets smaller each day,

    And people speak softer—can’t hear what they say.

    My teeth are my own (I have the receipt.),

    and my glasses identify people I meet.

    Oh, I’ve slowed down a bit…not a lot, I am sure.

    You see, I’m not old…I’m only mature.

    The gold in my hair has been bleached by the sun.

    You should see all the damage that chlorine has done.

    Washing my hair has turned it all white,

    But don’t call it gray…saying blond is just right.

    My car is all paid for…not a nickel is owed.

    Yet a kid yells, Old duffer…get off of the road!

    My car has no scratches…not even a dent.

    Still I get all that guff from a punk who’s Hell bent.

    My friends all get older…much faster than me.

    They seem much more wrinkled, from what I can see.

    I’ve got character lines, not wrinkles…for sure,

    But don’t call me old…just call me mature.

    The steps in the houses they’re building today

    Are so high that they take…your breath all away;

    And the streets are much steeper than ten years ago.

    That should explain why my walking is slow.

    But I’m keeping up on what’s hip and what’s new,

    And I think I can still dance a mean boogaloo.

    I’m still in the running….in this I’m secure,

    I’m not really old…I’m only mature

    (contributed by:mohan rao on 01.10.2011)

  • You know

    • Rabbits and Parrots can see at their back without rotating their neck.
    • ASEAN – Association of South East Asian Nations was founded on 9 August, 1967.
    • Islam was founded by Prophet Muhammed in AD 622.
    • Delhi, the Capital of India is fast developing as new film city, better known as Dollywood.
    • The first Christmas card was designed in 1843 by J.C.Hoursly .
    • Driest Place on Earth The Atacama Desert  is a plateau in South America, covering a 1,000-kilometre  strip of land on the Pacific Coast, west of the Andes mountains. It is the driest hot desert in the world. The Atacama occupies 105,000 square kilometres  composed mostly of Salt Lakes, sand. Felsic lava flows towards the Andes.
    • Do you know that Ants never sleep.
    • Gujarat’s capital was changed from Patan to Ahmedabad by Ahmad Shah.
    • The Thigh bone is the biggest bone in the Human body.
    • Fort William, Kolkata is the only fort in the world from where no Goli (Bullet) / Tope gola (Gun) has been fired any time.
    • Actor Madhavan (Farhan Qureshi of 3 Idiots) started his filmi carrer with Kannada file “Shanti Shanti Shanti”.
    • Gadar Party was founded  in 1913 in United States.
    • Lakshwadeep Island has only one Indian bank branch of Syndicate Bank.
    • Mughal Baadshah Aurangzeb was also known as Zinda Peer (Living Saint).
    • The first climber to conquer Mount Everest twice is Nawang Gombu who achieved this unique feat in 1965.
    • At the time of 1857 revolt in India, the Governor General was Lord Canning.
    • The driest place in the world is Africa (Chile).  It gets a maximum rainfall of 0.03 inches ( 0.76 mm).
    • Biggest Event of the World  –   Holy Dip in Triveni Sangam at Allahabad, India — Maha Kumbh Mela from 14th January 2013 to 10 March 2013 ( 56 Days ) was attended by  700,000,000 + Devotees

    • World Languages          :     There are about 41806 languages spoken in the world.
    • Heart Beat of a Rat        :    The heart beat of rat is 650 beats per minute.
    • First Flight                        :   Wright Brothers have the credit of  first flight in 1903 from  North Carolina.
    • Portugal in Europe  was the first country to start trade with India .
    • The oldest lady athlete was Lorna Johstone participating in Munich Olympics was 70 years old.
    • The full name of Los Angeles is – El Pueblo De Nuestra Senora La Reina De Los Angeles De Porciuncula.
    • James Bond is also called Mr. Kiss-Kiss-Bang Bang.
    • First Indian Lady Pilot was Durba Banerjee passed in 1959. She joined Indian Airlines in 1966.
    • SmokingThe temperaturte of the burning tip of cigrette is 1300 degree fahrenheit or 700 degree centigrade.
    • At the time of India’s Independence, the Prime Minister of England was Lord Attlee.
    • Drinking warm water while eating  food helps in reducing Gas / Acidity.
    • Bhagwad Gita was translated in Bengali by Maladhar Basu.
    • First International T20 Cricket Match was played on 17th February 2005 between Australia and New Zealand at Eden Park, Auckland.
    • The smallest war was battled between Janjibar and England in 1885. Within  38 minutes Janjibar forces surrendered.
    • Gold Coins in India were first circulated by Kushan Empire.
    • Algebra, geometry and trigonometry were invented in india

  • Mera Bhaarat Mahann hai

    Manmohan doesn’t speak.
     
    Yeddyurappa doesn’t listen.
     
    Mayawati doesn’t care.
     
    Sibal doesn’t shut up.

    Sonia does not show up!
     
    Anna doesn’t give up.
     

    And now, Kalmadi doesn’t remember…??????
    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 02.09.2011)
  • History of India

    The history of India is one of the grand epics of world history and can be best described in the words of India’s first Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru as “a bundle of contradictions held together by strong but invisible threads”. Indian history can be characterized as a work in progress, a continuous process of reinvention that can eventually prove elusive for those seeking to grasp its essential character.

    Ancient India

     

     

     

     

     

    The history of this astonishing sub continent dates back to almost 75000 years ago when the evidence of human activity of Homo sapiens. The Indus Valley Civilization which thrived in the northwestern part of the Indian subcontinent from 3300- 1300 BCE was the first major civilization in India.

    Following is the history of India through the Ages:

    The Pre Historic Era

    1. The Stone Age:
      The Stone Age began 500,000 to 200,000 years ago and recent finds in Tamil Nadu (at C. 75000 years ago, before and after the explosion of the Toba Volcano) indicate the presence of the first anatomically humans in the area. Tools crafted by proto-humans that have been dated back to two million years have been discovered in the Northwestern part of the country.
    2. The Bronze Age:
      The Bronze Age in the Indian subcontinent dates back to around 3300 BCE with the early Indus Valley Civilization. Historically part of ancient India, it is one of the world’s earliest, urban civilizations, along with Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt. Inhabitants of this era developed new techniques in metallurgy and handicraft and produced copper, bronze, lead and tin.

    Early Historic Period

    1. Vedic Period:
      The Vedic Period is distinguished by the Indo-Aryan culture which was associated with the texts of Vedas, sacred to Hindus, and that were orally composed in Vedic Sanskrit. The Vedas are some of the oldest extant texts, next to those in Egypt and Mesopotamia. The Vedic era in the subcontinent lasted from about 1500-500 BCE, laying down the foundation of Hinduism and other cultural dimensions of early Indian society. The Aryans laid down Vedic civilization all over North India, particularly in the Gangetic Plain.
    2. Mahajanapadas:
      This period saw the second major rise in urbanization in India after the Indus valley Civilization. The word “maha” means great and the word “janapada” means foothold of a tribe. In the later Vedic Age a number of small kingdoms or city states had mushroomed across the subcontinent and also find mention in early Buddhist and Jain literature as far back as 1000 BCE. By 500 BCE, sixteen “republics” or Mahajanapadas has been established, namely; Kasi, Kosala, Anga, Magadha, Vajji (or Vriji),Malla, Chedi, Vatsa (or Vamsa), Kuru, Panchala, Matsya, Surasena, Assaka, Avanti,Gandhara, and Kamboja.

      • Persian and Greek Conquests:
        Much of the Northwest subcontinent (currently Afghanistan and Pakistan) came under the rule of the Persian Achaemenid Empire in C. 520 BCE under the rule of Darius the Great and remained so for two centuries. In 326 BCE, Alexander the Great conquered Asia Minor and the Achaemenid Empire, when he reached the Northwest frontier of the Indian subcontinent he defeated King Porus and conquered most of Punjab.
      • Maurya Empire:
        The Maurya Empire, ruled by the Mauryan Dynasty from 322-185 BCE was a geographically extensive and mighty political and military empire in ancient India, established in the subcontinent by Chandragupta Maurya in Magadha (present day Bihar) and was it further thrived under Ashoka the Great.
    3. The Mughal Empire:
      In 1526, Babur, a descendant of Timur and Gengis Kahn from Fergana Valler (present day Uzbekistan) swept across the Khyber Pass and established the Mughal Empire which covered modern day Afghanistan, Pakistan, India and Bangladesh. The Mughal dynasty ruled most of the Indian subcontinent till 1600; after which it went into decline after 1707 and was finally defeated during India’s first war of Independence in 1857.
    4. Colonial Era:
      From the 16th century, European powers such as Portugal, Netherlands, France and the United Kingdom established trading posts in India. Later, they took advantage of internal conflicts and established colonies in the country.
    5. The British Rule:
      The British Rule in India began with the coming of the British East India Company in 1600 and continued till Indian independence from British rule in 1947.
    6. The Indian Independence Movement and Mahatma Gandhi:
      In the 20th century Mahatma Gandhi led millions of people in a national campaign of non-violent civil disobedience to contain independence from the British.
    7. Independence and Partition:
      Religious tension between the Hindus and Muslims had been brewing over the years, especially in provinces like Punjab and Bengal. The Muslims were a minority and they did not feel secure in the prospect of an exclusively Hindu government and hence made them wary of independence. All through this Mahatama Gandhi called for unity among the two religious groups. The British, whose economy had been weakened after World War 2, decided to leave India and participated in the formation of an interim government. The British Indian territories gained independence in 1947, after being partitioned into the Union of India and the Dominion of Pakistan.

     

     

     

    (Source : http://www.mapsofindia.com/history/)

  • Young Dancers

    youngest dancers in the world to perform conventional “arangetram”

     

    Youngest “arangetram” dancers (5 and 6 yrs)


    Wonder, what most of us were doing at this age….

     

    (source: user Govind Kamath on 18.06.2013)

  • First person report by Col. Shivraj


    Yesterday I went to the Ramlila grounds. Like you, me too have been glued to the TV from the day the drama started. So, I wanted to get a “feel” of the happenings on the ground. More specifically I wanted to make some contribution (financially) to the cause.

    I’d like to share with you what I experienced. First the donation part.

    I approached the volunteer at the counter (there are two/three huge counters and help desks set up by the India Against Corruption  volunteers.). “But Sir, we are not taking any donations.” Shocked; I informed him that I am not paying by cash, I have brought my cheque book. (They are extremely meticulous in maintaining their accounts. I had experienced this when I had visited their fast site at Jantar Mantar in April. Even if somebody gave them 10 Rupees, they would insist on giving a receipt with details of address, phone no. etc. This had caused long queues. They know that the scoundrels in the Govt. are just waiting to pounce on them with allegations of  irregularities in accounts). “Sir, we are not accepting even cheques now. We have stopped collecting donations.”

    I pulled out my copy of the Times of India of the day and showed them the report where it said they had a special cell for collecting donations. “We know it Sir, but thanks to generous people like you, we have collected enough money for our needs for the time being and since last night, we have stopped taking any more money.”

    In more than 65 years of my existence, this was the first time I was coming across an NGO/ Institution/ Movement which was not taking  money. I am more used to their pestering.

    Just to double check, I approached a few other volunteers at different desks. Same response. But doesn’t an ongoing movement like this constantly need funds ? The response was that they will restart the collection drive in that situation. But for the time being, they had enough for their needs ! “Besides Sir, most of the activities that you see here on a large scale, e.g. water, tea, food distribution etc. are being organised by individuals / organisations. We are not doing anything on that front.”

    (OK, I have made my main point and you may stop reading any further. I am just wanting to put down on paper other tit-bits that I saw, but you may not have the time to go through the same. I am not making any effort to “condense it”!)

    Talking of volunteers, they are so young and well educated. Replace their “India Against Corruption” T shirts with normal office attire and you will see they fit into finest of the companies. A large no. of them indeed are from very professional organisations. Clearly overworked, they presented such a dedicated face. Not a single case of losing temper, at least as long as I was there. Some achievement, considering that a huge no. of not-so-educated people surround them at any given point of time. Some were not even getting time to sip a cup of tea. The relief on getting a chance to do so was so palpable on their face. There must have been more than a hundred of them there. The true heroes and heroines of India.

    Every few minutes, a trailer van would be leaving the grounds after collecting all the litter that was filling up the large bins kept all over the ground. These bins kept getting filled up so fast because there was an enormous amount of food being distributed free by individuals and private organisations.

    There were long queues at the counters distributing full meal (not just snacks). The food, served
    in clean thermocole type trays and with plastic spoons was wholesome. Rice, Puri, Subji etc. They reminded one of Bhandaras orLangars ! Snacks (Parle G biscuits, Grams (chana), some bananas and sundries), water pouches, tea etc. were being so enthusiastically distributed . They were literally catching anyone passing by and handing over the same ! One such person (a Sardarji) was distributing biscuits; so I asked him if he had come all the way from Punjab. “Nahinji, I am from Faridabad”. My chest swelled with pride; people from my town were also doing their bit. Shook hands warmly, but couldn’t talk much; he was so busy.

    The irony of it all was not lost on me. Here were these multitudes who had come in support of a fasting man and were being filled to the brim by rest of the society !

    Reverting to the topic of litter and bins, the ground, slushy and muddy as it was, was full of litter. Despite the best efforts of the volunteers. After all, we are Indians. How can we live in cleanliness ? Then I saw a very well off, middle aged lady, the kind you will see in your (posh) neighbourhood; pick up a cane basket and get down to the task of picking up littered plates, trays, plastic pouches etc.
    and transfer them to the bins. It was a strange phenomena. A high caste lady cleaning up the muck thrown around by (metaphorically speaking) Dalits and lower castes ! This was the new, emerging India. For the first time, during my stay at the Ramlila grounds, I felt so ashamed of myself.

    Instinctively, I too bent down to pick up a few of these. But within 3/4 minutes, realised that my back won’t support me. The hardest thing to remove were the plastic spoons that had got embedded in the mud all around.

    That was not the only place where our sense of hygiene was on full display. An artist had put up a very large no. of thoroughly enjoyable Poster Cartoons on a wall. High quality. I believe they are also on Facebook and Twitter. (For example, there was one showing one politician telling another, “How can they call us all corrupt ? When half of us haven’t even got the ministries where we can make money !”). Yet it was so difficult to stand and read all the cartoons. The Pee stink was so strong. My countrymen were merrily peeing on the adjoining wall (at right angles to the Cartoon wall), despite authorities having provided toilets just outside the gates. If that was not enough, consider this : The wall on which they were peeing was the side wall of a temple !

    When you looked at eye level, you saw a sea of humanity, tricolours fluttering, massive and un-co-ordintaed slogan shouting, but when you looked down, you felt sick. Muddy and uneven grounds with pools of stagnant water every few steps (it has been raining heavily here). So difficult to walk around; often having to jump around. This was Ramlila ground, where every year, Ramlila celebrations take place on a large scale and any no. of political rallies take place every alternate week, so to speak. Could the Municipal Corporation of Delhi not pave it all these years ? You automatically turned your face down when you saw a foreigner try to negotiate the grounds. Yet, you just had to turn your face 90 degrees to see a massive (32 stories, I believe), super-modern, massive building just on the other side of the road. I was convinced it belonged to a top notch MNC. Finally, I caught hold of a smart, though grey haired Police Officer and asked him whose building was that. He was surprised, but let me know it was the MCD HQ building and has been there for a few years. What a contrast and what a shame. The rascals (MCD is currently controlled by BJP) can’t see the pathetic condition of the Ramlila grounds from their windows every moment of their working day ? And BJP is lecturing us how the entire mess in the country is because of the Congress.

    Well, enough of the side-shows and tit-bits. Let’s come to the main picture. Simply amazing. Huge no. of people. I think the media is grossly under-reporting the same. They talk of the crowd size at a given point of time. A static measurement, if you please. When I was there (it was afternoon; supposed to be at its thinnest), there were at least 20,000 at any given point of time. Yet the actual crowd is far, far bigger. Probably 3 times the estimates. For, people are constantly streaming in and streaming out. Just like me. Families, the rich and the poor, handicapped people, I even saw an almost 100 year old villager, barely able to walk, just a loin cloth around him, panting very badly, come up to the main tent with the help of what I believe was his grandson. Whoever has been spreading the canard that it is a “middle class” phenomena needs to have his/her eyesight examined.

    I saw far greater no. of very poor Indians from all over the country than the so-called “middle class”. The enthusiasm is amazing. Slogans, patriotic songs and Bhajans are the dominant theme. The crowd does not fall silent even for a minute. When I was there, Manoj Tiwari, a popular Bihari singer was belting one patriotic song after another. And the entire crowd was singing with him and waving with their hands raised up (no space for any horizontal movement of the hands). For full one hour. And that dynamo of a 62 year old lady called Kiran Bedi. She was waving a large size tricolour vigorously from one side to the other on the stage. For that full one hour. Try doing it for 10 minutes ! Besides them, a quite old, dark complexioned villager, looking just like your or mine grandpa was sitting cross legged on a wooden cot, wearing a constant smile and often swinging his head or clapping lightly with the music. The epicenter of it all : Anna Hazare.

    While the main crowd keeps up with the Stage, there are a thousand side shows of patriotic commitment going on. Every group, some very small, enter the grounds shouting their own slogans and waving the national flag. So, in a sense, you also have a sense of cacophony. I saw a family consisting of a mother and 4 daughters (I presume) enter through a gate and immediately launch into “Vande Mataram” and other slogans. Irrespective of what slogans or songs were being sung from the stage. They had to let the world know how charged up they were. Total commitment to the cause. Huge no. of (mostly handwritten) placards and painted faces greet you.

    So, overall, did I feel happy ? Or, proud ? Yes, immensely. This can happen only in India. It was an authentic Indian Mela. For a very serious cause. Where else in the world will you find such lofty ideals existing peacefully with physical filth; where else would you find feasting co-existing with fasting ; where would you have such massive crowds with no leader, yet not a single case of violence.
    First time that I saw so many policemen and policewomen with not a single one carrying a lathi . Where would you find thousands to keep standing on their feet for 24 hours, for there is so little of dry space to sleep or sit. When I was on my way to the grounds, I stopped at a petrol station to fill in. I heard one attendant telling another that he had returned at 3.30 am. Presumably from the Ramlila grounds. It seems people like him are on duty upto 11 p.m. or so; then take the Metro or some other transport, go to site to support Anna and team; take the first available Metro in the morning to reach home or place of work. What commitment!!

    I never saw Mahatma Gandhi (seen Vinoba Bhave though). But I got a great feel for what mass movements of those days were like. Let’s all pray that this semi-literate man’s health remains good and the SOBs in Govt. and political parties see reason. Maybe, just maybe, we might yet see within our lifetime, India move up dramatically from the 87th rank amongst the most corrupt nations in the world. And instead of Gods and Goddesses, start worshipping Anna’s team members. The likes of Arvind Kejriwal. Have brought a lost cause to center stage. With their leadership, immense hard work over the years, zeal, sacrifice in personal life and with an intelligence that has completely outwitted the entire Govt. and political class.

    Till then, enjoy your TV show !

    P.S. Just when I finished typing the above, I saw a news item in today’s TOI that indeed “India Against Corruption” folks have stopped accepting donations, because they have already collected “60 Lacs”. What a joke compared to what the politicians want to collect. I remember, when my state’s former Chief Minister Chauthala was charged with illegally amassing Rs. 1500 crores, his retort was “What is 1500 crores for a politician these days” ! And here are these folks saying a mere 60 lacs is enough to run this countrywide movement. Long live the new India!!!

     

    (contributed by: Mohan Rao on 02.09.2011)

  • Reasons for White Muscus in Stool

    White Mucus in Stool
    White mucus in stool is considered normal by medical experts until it starts showing up frequently. Know what could mucus in stool indicate and what is the treatment measures.
    Mucus is basically a jelly like substance which is produced by the intestines and is naturally present in stool, ergo passing it during bowel movement is a normal process. However, doctors also say that if the amount of mucus prominently increases with time, and is accompanied by bleeding or other bowel problems like constipation, diarrhea, etc., then this significantly warrants a medical checkup. Note that, the mucus does not have to be necessarily white. It may be clear, yellow or green.
    Conditions that May Cause White Mucus in Stool

    Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
    This condition affects the large intestine. Apart from the presence of mucus in stool, other symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome include abdominal pain, gas, constipation, diarrhea and bloating.

    Treatment – treatment aims at relieving the symptoms. Mostly, certain changes in diet and lifestyle are good enough to manage the condition. But severe cases require treatment with medications such as anti-diarrheal drugs, drugs to relieve bowel spasms, antidepressants, and sometimes even psychological counseling.

    Crohn’s Disease
    When the lining of the digestive tract becomes inflamed, the condition is known as Crohn’s disease. Apart from causing diarrhea, abdominal pain, abdominal cramps, and ulcers, this inflammatory bowel disease may also cause mucus and blood in stool.

    Treatment – this condition has no cure, so the treatment aims at asymptomatic relief. Most doctors prescribe drugs that reduce inflammation. Some patients may also be put on drugs that suppress the immune system, so as to reduce the inflammation. To manage the symptoms of the condition, anti-diarrheal drugs, pain killers, and laxatives may also be prescribed.

    Ulcerative Colitis
    Another kind of inflammatory bowel disease associated with white fluffy mucus in stool is the ailment known as ulcerative colitis. This occurs when part of the digestive system is chronically inflamed, and ulcers form on the lining of the colon. Bleeding may occur in these ulcers, accompanied by the production of pus or mucus, which may be eventually passed in the stool. Symptoms other than mucus, may include rectal bleeding, abdominal cramps, weight loss, bloody diarrhea, fatigue, and dehydration.

    Treatment – the main goal of the treatment is to control the inflammation, and manage the symptoms. For this, anti-inflammatory drugs, and medication to manage diarrhea, and pain are usually recommended. Antibiotics could also form a part of the treatment to control or prevent infections. If conservative treatment options come of no help, then surgery to remove the entire colon and rectum could be recommended.

    Rectal Prolapse
    Sometimes it may happen that a part or all of the tissues that line the rectum slide out of place; sometimes sticking through the anal opening. This is known as rectal prolapse. Commonly, straining during a bowel movement, which usually happens in constipation, causes this condition. And one of its common symptoms is leakage of stool covered in mucus or blood from the anus. Other symptoms include a bright red tissue sticking out of the anus, anal pain or bleeding, and feeling of incomplete evacuation.

    Treatment – if the condition gets diagnosed at an early stage, then medications to soften stools, suppositories and other medications are good enough to correct the condition. However, when the condition becomes too severe to be treated with medicines, surgery is the only option to repair the problem.

    Bacterial Infection
    Stool covered in mucus could also be a manifestation of a bacterial infection. Bacteria like E. coli and Salmonella happen to be the common offenders in this case. Other symptoms that may accompany include diarrhea, fever and abdominal pain.

    Treatment – usually following a few self-care measures such as drinking plenty of water, eating small meals throughout the day, eating high potassium and some salty foods, help one to recover from a mild form of the infection within a couple of days. Antibiotics are prescribed only when the symptoms become severe.

    As cited already, if you notice your stool smothered in mucus occasionally, then do not worry yourself. But if you notice the same occurring frequently, and worsening with time, then get yourself diagnosed by a qualified doctor so that you can rule out potential problems, and treat them at the earliest.

     

     

    (source: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/white-mucus-in-stool.html)




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