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These are from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts” and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that ...
  • Colin the Aborigine

    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.

    He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, from the BBQ and flirting.

    At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 15 ft. man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.’

    The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and choke holds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell… Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.

    Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.

    Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

    The host says, ‘Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’

    ‘Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,’ said Colin.

    The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’

    ‘No thanks… I don’t want it,’ answered Colin.

    The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’

    Again, Colin said “No.”

    Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well Colin, then what do you want?

    Colin said,

    ‘I want the guy who pushed me in.’

     

     

    (contributed by : Amr on 20.09.2012)

    A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, from ...
  • Tribes Life – Life of Papuans

    Papuan is a cover term for the various indigenous peoples of New Guinea and neighboring islands, speakers of so-called Papuan languages. Papua New Guinea occupies the eastern part of the world’s second largest island and is prey to volcanic activity, earthquakes and tidal waves. Linguistically, it is the world’s most diverse country, with more than 700 native tongues.

    Some 80% of Papua New Guinea’s people live in rural areas with few or no facilities of modern life. Many tribes in the isolated mountainous interior have little contact with one another, let alone with the outside world, and live within a non-monetarised economy dependent on subsistence agriculture.

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    Papuan is a cover term for the various indigenous peoples of New Guinea and neighboring islands, speakers of so-called Papuan languages. Papua New Guinea occupies the eastern part of the world’s second largest island and is prey to volcanic activity, earthquakes and tidal waves. Linguistically, it is the world’s most diverse country, with more than ...



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