A smart husband always has the last word, and would not say it.

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Divorces show that couples spend too much time in court and too little time courting.

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A honeymoon is the short distance between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.

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These days husbands have a hard time teaching their wives that even bargains cost money.

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An ex-wife is more expensive than a wife.

( source : Book by Stephen W.K.Tan )