A smart husband always has the last word, and would not say it.
Divorces show that couples spend too much time in court and too little time courting.
A honeymoon is the short distance between the bridal toast and the burnt toast.
These days husbands have a hard time teaching their wives that even bargains cost money.
An ex-wife is more expensive than a wife.
( source : Book by Stephen W.K.Tan )